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Old 23 March 2014, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
The ability to change shape would be quite handy as well, I would love to be a toilet seat at some of the fashion shows in Paris.
And I thought I was perverted.......


Reminds me of the the classic Steven Tyler quote:

"When I die I want my ashes sprinkled on a beach... So even in death I'll still be getting into girls' pants."

Unless that's actually an urban myth(?)

Whatever, it's a great line.


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Originally Posted by Paben

The ability to fix and upgrade cars with just a wave of the hand. Sorry Alan
This! Very much this!
Old 23 March 2014, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
To be able to answer any question correctly i.e to have infinite knowledge
Yes, and 39 sec after being given that superpower, someone from scoobynet would tell you that you are talking sh1te

It would have to be combined with the power to limit people's access to the Internet
Old 23 March 2014, 01:12 PM
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I know, because I already have that superpower
Old 23 March 2014, 03:42 PM
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To be able to see the future, i'd only use it the once though for Euro millions jackpot.
Old 23 March 2014, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
To be able to see the future, i'd only use it the once though for Euro millions jackpot.
I can't believe I've completely overlooked this nugget. Of course!

But apparently you cannot go further ahead in time than the moment you first use the means to try to do so. According to scientists.

To be fair, you did mention 'to be able to see' into the future - i.e. said super power. So that would work lol.

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Old 23 March 2014, 05:42 PM
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The power to shape shift.

When I'm bored I could change into a fit bird, stand in front of the mirror and play with my own ******* and minge.

It also means I could sometimes be a lesbian, which I think would be nice.
Old 23 March 2014, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
I can't believe I've completely overlooked this nugget. Of course!

But apparently you cannot go further ahead in time than the moment you first use the means to try to do so. According to scientists.

To be fair, you did mention 'to be able to see' into the future - i.e. said super power. So that would work lol.
Then you would have to go back plenty of time the euro rolled over ;-)
Old 24 March 2014, 12:04 AM
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Wolverine.

Any time travel, invisibility etc super power would IMO drive you to insanity fairly quickly, so no thanks.

But knives springing out of your hands on request.
Old 24 March 2014, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72

Then you would have to go back plenty of time the euro rolled over ;-)
Old 24 March 2014, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
Yes, and 39 sec after being given that superpower, someone from scoobynet would tell you that you are talking sh1te
Yes but then I would know where they live so I could go round and punch them where it hurts them the most!
Old 24 March 2014, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
The power to shape shift.

When I'm bored I could change into a fit bird, stand in front of the mirror and play with my own ******* and minge.

It also means I could sometimes be a lesbian, which I think would be nice.
But you'd have nothing to stick in, it would be really frustrating .. Oh kinda like it is for you now
Old 24 March 2014, 07:10 PM
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I'd have Russia

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Old 25 March 2014, 01:19 PM
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Flying for me.... 100%
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Flying for me too.
Old 25 March 2014, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
Flying for me too.
how fast?

would you swap for teleportation, (Barbados in under a second)
Old 25 March 2014, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
But you'd have nothing to stick in, it would be really frustrating .. Oh kinda like it is for you now


You've missed the point as usual

I wouldn't need to stick anything in because I'd be having wonderful lesbian sex
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