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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 06:46 PM
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"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds."
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 06:50 PM
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You should go far
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 06:51 PM
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ooo ooo ooo, im interest.

you didnt say no fat lads
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you my **** and know that, held within your gentle hand, it will be hard for ever. No fat fingers."
edit for accuracy
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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or gingers
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
You should go far
Yeah, all the way
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:40 PM
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Brilliant lol
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 07:49 PM
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TELEVISION TO BE CONTROLLED BY 200 LATENT HOMOSEXUALS - The Daily Mash

Thats you that is, Mr Impreza!

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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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You are ok with mr impreza, warren. You are the wrong sex to give him his trouser explosions.

Not interested, sorry, I like my men over 40
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 10:10 AM
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds."
Now that did make me laugh!

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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
yhea they used my body for the picture
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Not interested, sorry, I like my men over 40
im 24, turn that around and its 42, will that do
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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reminds me of my old ad,

Single man seeks bird, arrive naked, bring food....
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
im 24, turn that around and its 42, will that do

Have you any grey hairs
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