how do you turn a fox into an elephant.
MARRY IT.
why is the space between a womens breasts and her hips called a waist.
cos you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.
what do you say to a women with two black eyes.
nowt she's already bin told twice.
when is the only time a man has to multitask.
when he's watching **** and keeping an eye on the door.
british rail are at it again.the sign on the platform said that if i stood too close to the edge i might get sucked off.
3 bleeding hours i was stood there yesterday.
one good thing about getting older is that you can multitask much easier.
you can sneeze,**** and sh*t yourself all at the same time.
learoy says to denzil,when i have sex with the white women my eyes sting.
denzil replies,that'l be the pepper spray.