THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GOT UP AND MOVED TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SAT DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHED HER DO THIS, AND ASKED TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TOLD THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WOULD HAVE TO RETURN AND SIT IN THE ECONOMY SECTION IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIED, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON, AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WENT BACK TO THE COCKPIT AND TOLD THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS WHO BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT WENT BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY, SHE WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE FIRST CLASS AND RETURN TO HER PROPER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIED, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
THE CO-PILOT RETURNED AND TOLD THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAID, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERED IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAID, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND SHE GOT UP AND WENT BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHTATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON.'

 

Was that in a gipsy moth..... back when my dad was a lad ?

Old or what ?

LOL

DunxC