Well its easter again, I asked Kaine what egg he would like to make for his easter egg competition, he said a STI Convertible, so here goes guys

Stage One..... materials, lots of them....



Stage two.....The Shell, carefully selected from our fridge



Stage Three

Complete product, this is top of the range with 21" alloys, carbon fibre wing mirrors.... and the MILF driving Kaine to School,





Ps....i picked the pink bow!!!!

Fingers crossed he wins the competition....

 

Top job, that looks ace. Hope you win

 

I do too

 

The jump from stage two to stage three was a little too quick for me.

You never saw Blue Peter doing stuff like that! Where's the detailed breakdown of the design and construction of those wheel arches?



Great stuff POB.. There's no justice if you don't get a medal for that

 

Cracking!





(See what I've done there? Eh? These comments don't just appear from thin air you know, they are carefully chosen from a vocabulary of at least 17 words and used when most appropriate to provide you lot with a little smile during your day)

 

thats tremendous , the milf rocks !

 

Too funny guys.

sorry al, with making this and trying to watch bionic woman ( ) i was a little pre occupied and forgot the in betweens....

 

Eggscuse me? Bionic women? I'll let you off... Just this once mind. I don't want people thinking I'm a softie**




** Sticky. After the crude cheap laff, my other attempt was fairly subtle and stealth like. Probably one for the exponent of the art.

 

hope it go's eggstra fast in the fryin pan.

 

Have you been shelling out on mods too? Is it running a Front Mounted Hentercooler too, as the scoop's the wrong way round.

Al... My yolk was funnier

 

Made me CHUCKle

 

It could almost be described as Amayonaising

 

this is geting foul sticky , just a little yoke there.

 

OMG!!! that is CRACKING!!!!!!

i'm off home tonight to raid the fridge for eggs and the "wrapping up" cupboard to make one myself!!!

and as for the egg-stra special hen-tertainment...you guys are amazing!!!

"i dont want to be a pie....i dont like gravy!"

 

That is eggcellent! You guys have done a cracking job there, bet Kaine is eggstatic at the final result

 

These jokes need to be "laid" to rest now,im sure it will carry on so ill just "cluck" off!
Andy

 

Far from me wanting to egg this situation on, you lot are obviously scrambled with those un-runny yolks. We'll have POB spitting feathers and laying down the law. may even end up in front of the beak.

Hennyway.. Nice model ****.... a doodle doo.

 

^ That's taken all day hasn't it?

Come on, cough up. You've thrown a sicky and spent the day smurfing t'internet for egg-related pun type stuff aint ya?

Well Cook, to say it's taken you the best part of 8 hours to come up with that I am very disappointed.

'F'

Go to the bottom of the class

 

Hive (that's Bee's ins't it....) been in Manchester all day. that was the result of 2 double Gins and a Chinese.

OK, so it wasn't an eggshaustive and eggshilarating eggsploration of eggspansive puns. I may have eggsposed a few issues there though. So in this para I won't eggsclude any pun or get over eggsited. Following my eggsuberance, at eggsactly 9pm I'll eggstended my 2 Gins to 3 by making the necessary eggspedition to the cellar to repeat the eggsercise. Hopefully I won't have to do any eggscavations for the tonic, and no eggspletives are eggspected. Henjoy.

Henny better?

 

Not all day but he has eggshausted all of the book shops in yorkshire looking for the eggsford dictionary just to make this yoke

 

Owww all this hen talk is scrambling my head

 

Here are some we thought might 'crack' you up!

Q. Who is the best egg Chef?
A. Egg-On Ronay!

Q. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
A. Because it wanted to lay it on the line!

Q. Who wore the first shell suit?
A. Humpty Dumpty!

Q. What time do hens get up?
A. The quack of dawn!

Q. How do eggs sell newspapers?
A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It!

Q. How does the Chicken fit its shell?
A. Egg-sactly!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken witha martian?
A. An eggs-traterrestrial!

Q. How do chickens visit their friends?
A. They use National Eggs-press coaches!

Q. What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cook book?
A. You get an Egg-Shell spreadsheet!!

I was on holiday in France and bought some bread and eggs in the village, when I got to the counter I decided not to get the eggs, just the bread. I thought I'd given the assistant enough money, but she said no. I asked "why?" She pointed to the bread and said "because it's not an oeuf"

Q. Why don't eggs ever buy singles?
A. Because they're albumen!

Q. Why did the egg peeler hate his job?
A. He Felt like he was walking on egg shells all the time!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Egbert. Egbert Who? Egg but no bacon!

A blonde husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!

Q. What did the hen say when she laid a bright pink egg?
A. Why that's Eggstraordinary!

Q. Where would you find a chicken with no legs?
A. Where you left it!!

Q. How do you cook an egg on a summers day?
A. Sunny side up!!

Q. Why did the egg go to Switzerland?
A. To go Yokelling!!!

Q. What did Snow White call her chicken?
A. Egg White!


Q. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
A. Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty!


Q. What kind of egg lives by the sea?
A. An egg shell!

Q. What do you call a mischevious egg?
A. A Practical Yoker!!

Q. What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke?
A. It cracked up!


Q. Why did the Egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!


Q. What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange?
A. Look what marmalade!


Q. What do chickens grow on?
A. Eggplants!

Q. What's the difference between a soldier and a fireman?
A. You can't dip a fireman in an egg

Q. How long does it take an egg to cook?
A. It depends what its cooking!

There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here...' The other egg said 'arghhhh!! A talking egg!!'

Q:What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
A:An Egg.

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yolk City!

What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Deviled eggs!

Where did the chicken go on her vacation?
Sandy Eggo!

Who wrote Great Eggspectations?
Charles Chickens

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the rooster egged her on!!

What day do chickens hate the most?
Fry-day!

Why did the naked Egg cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station

What website do eggs love?
egg-cite.co.uk

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

 

Q: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?

A: By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Cracking Joke For You.

 

nice one mate, your gettin good on photoshop

 

I dont believe you Simon!

You nicked my egg site.

(No, not excite )

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Eggnogsticism is a monotheistic religion that centers itself around the belief that, in our lives, there exists a supreme eggnog. Also central to Eggnogsticism is the belief that true understanding only comes from direct experience of the eggnog. Eggnogsticism began in the 1st Century A.D., shortly after the death of Jesus of Nazereth, as a sect of Judaism. Its followers believe, like Judaism and Islam, that Jesus was a prophet; it is believed among Eggnogstics that Jesus is the only human to have drunken the supreme eggnog (this eggnog is known as “Stanley” in the Eggnogstic holy book, Great Eggspectations).

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Uh, oh, no doubt i will have set my dad off about religion.

 

NOOoooooo..... wait for the eggsplosion

 

Ah yes.. religion. Don't pull the plug I haven't starte.................rga\rpgojk\wpgo\ms

 

Al's cracked under the pressure I reckon.

 

its over guys, I didnt i mean Kaine didnt win.....

Some young 7 yr old with a egg box - not painted and was scribbled on won,

Not impressed at all, Scott spent most of last night telling Kaine it doesnt matter that he didnt win but in the mean time i was sat wanting to take a bat to Mrs Ropers head,

but never mind there is always next year, bigger and better........

 

Unlucky Kaine.... Next year mate!!

PS.. Thank cluck that's over, now we can get peck to normality...