Right.. Mojo's come in different shapes and sizes...

Sweets, Magazines... and beer...

But I have no idea what the WYIOC Mojo looks like....

If I had a guess it would be fun, car shaped, smell of petrol (for cars and for setting fire to things ).. sound like a Ninja doing... Ninja type things and it would put a big bloody smile on your face... It would probably break into the 10's if you stuck it down the strip and would come with an umbrella for those official Scoob days...

You'd probably be able to drink beer from it too...

I could also describe it thus;


NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Call your wife by her first name.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Call your wife Luv and give her a big kiss

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we screwed up...but man that was fun!"

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Cry with you.

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
WYIOC FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no non-car club member could ever dream of...

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol abuse!!"
Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

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Now, I could probably write a few more lines, but you get the drift..

Now, this IS the club Mojo and this is how it should be.... we're all aware the Mojo has had a hard time of late, so if you want to come and see what it looks like...have a feel maybe... then come along on this Thursday..

Usual convoys from the Brickworks @7pm (Leeds based person to arrange!) through to the Trading Post in Castleford for a 7:20 convoy up to the cafe...

See you there....

 

Cant make this one Alan... I'll be a little further away at the school in Tadcaster for the evening

 

i will be there ,,but got to go to pick the car up first,,,so some one else will have to sort the brickworks out

ill be there about 8ish

stu

ps,,,jb when you see this phone me (if you aint got my number ask debbie for it) thanks mate,,,,need a big favour,,,might be a pasty or 2 in it for you

 

Bloody workin again.............. Hang on ......




















P.S

Which way is the convoy going?

 

NON CAR CLUB FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
WYIOC FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol abuse!!"
Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

absoloutley priceless alan

 

I'll be there

 

I'm in (the bloody van, probably)

 

if your in the van then i'll go in't evo to make you feel better

O and by the way








IM BACK !!!

 

And a


HUGE WELCOME BACK

Too

 

Al we can have a discussion there mate in a quite corner

 

If there's another quiet corner, and I manage to get along, can I have a quiet discussion too



And my DVD back

 

Memememememeeeeee In the sqeegy if its raining as hard as it is now...

 

i should be there . have to pick car up from ricks first.

 

i'll be there

 

^9:55....

and you passed me on the M1 at 10:00


Foomee!

 

Sorry, can't make this one, working

 

Lol, got myself a decent phone at last, no longer need a PC to get on the net

Btw . .when are you in the unit? Need that front plate sorting out if possible

 

Message box full, please empty. (need to now if you still want prodrive ticket)

Mark

 

Mick, Dave - Corners booked...

Two corners left...

 

dont tell him anyone lol

 

Got to let me have some fun

 

Me and Andy will be there, prolly at trading post

 

we're off on the M1 north

 

si im going A1 southbound M62east bound M18 south bound M1 north bound to jct 47 will that do !!!

 

I'll be in my own car hopefully........ sorted shifts out so should be able to make it before work

 

I'll do you a favour for a pasty or two

 

whos got pasty's? Mmmmmmmm

 

think I may do one with peas

 

you not coming in the uniform simon, Wanted a piccy for Jackie

 

and brown sauce.....MMmmmmmmmm