I know they don't bother with us any more, using the feeble excuse that we've moved too far East.

I know that their dialect is a little difficult to understand.

I know that the way some of them prop up the bar wearing lycra and looking a bit like the only gay in the village is a tiny bit disturbing

I know that we might all get raped by the Chef and his obsessive football card behaviour

I know that the beer 'over there' tastes like the landlord has plumbed his Sani-flow straight into the barrell

I know that the speed bumps in the car park might rip my new front end off

I know that they all smell ever-so-slighly of wee

But who's up for a trip over to see the SMACS lot on Thursday?


7:00 @ Cedar Court, route to be thrashed out there and then

 

ME I'LL GO

 

Aye I'll go . .might need a lift tho

 

PS have you done a price on the sign yet?

 

Can't remember exactly which one you were wanting to go for. Was it the vinyl onto clear acrylic, about 8' x 4'

 

Andy, do you have Messenger?

stickyDOTstuffAThotmailDOTcoDOTuk

 

i will come ,,,or at least try

stu

 

andy u have pm,cheers

 

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service

 

 

added

will give you a bell tomorrow

 

BTTT

 

Got the girls coming round tonight for a girlie chat and food and stuff so going to have to kick Luke out, so think he will be joining you........

Please go steady with him, you know what hes like......

POB

Ps ....Couldnt log out as Skywalker on this new setup

 

pink suits luke, scott, skywalker,

I can't make this guys up to date this week i have not finished work in time to do much of anything.

have some supery dupery fun though

 

Extra footy cards have been processed for tonight

 

Fake fivers are coming off the printer as I type

 

JB came up with a suggestion that we could file 50p pieces down to make them look just like 10p.




We'll leave him to get on with that....

 

Fine - they take owt on Oldham market

 

nowt wrong with that plan ........ now about this spec C roof vent ..sticky did you need it in the middle oooopps

 

I'll get mi coat

 

Don't forget yer handbag

Would have liked to come but tanks and tanks of the magic burning gas have been spent elsewhere..see ya soon

 

magic burning gas ....... wonder if that fairy dust i have is gasy

 

Big thank you to sticky for the lift .... **** me i need some AST'S

O and I kissed a man

 

Well, it was Pete Higham, so techincally you're ok He's from Salford

https://www.scoobynet.com/northern-2...1st-feb-4.html

 

O LOOK AT STU HE'S SOOO JELOUS

 

I was right about the hand bag, cross dressing is bad for you James and now has got you into trouble..
Pete have you gone blind for the day or was it dark down them sides of the woods..

 

HE MY BROTHER

 

yeah man!!! my twin from t'other side of the pennine's