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msg to Agony Aunt :-)
A little merth...
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need
your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. The usual signs: phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always
says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming
home, but she always walks down the drive, although I
can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out
of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
a taxi?
I once picked up her cell phone just to see what time
it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should
never touch her phone again and why was I checking up
on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the
truth, but last night she went out again and I decided
to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to
the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a
good view of the whole street when she came home. It
was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to
be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take
it back to the main dealer?
Yours faithfully,
Daz
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need
your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. The usual signs: phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always
says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming
home, but she always walks down the drive, although I
can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out
of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
a taxi?
I once picked up her cell phone just to see what time
it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should
never touch her phone again and why was I checking up
on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the
truth, but last night she went out again and I decided
to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to
the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a
good view of the whole street when she came home. It
was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to
be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take
it back to the main dealer?
Yours faithfully,
Daz
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Read it before on other forums in many versions, really does get you going right til the end. You wouldn't believe the amount of people who replied to this offering genuine advice before they'd read it through.
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Now it seems to me that you have your priorities right in life .......
as far a the bike always go to the dealers .... I always say "that piece of mind is worth a pound off gold"
hope this helps ......
yours Aunty Lag
as far a the bike always go to the dealers .... I always say "that piece of mind is worth a pound off gold"
hope this helps ......
yours Aunty Lag
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