Right, that's ensured that the correct date has been posted. Mr Cook will be along shortly to fill in the next bit.

 

Whos Mr Cook?

 

That'll be me then

OK, Ok, I take the bloody hint... I was going to post after your carefully arranged Treasure Hunt so as not to add another doo before this one is out of the way... But seeing that you've started the ball rolling AND destroyed 3 years of tradition... I suppose I'd best start the monthly post here then...

Tradition:
Maybe not as important as you think.... Republican or Royalist? Should we throw away years of history and direction because the modern day dictates it? People and things change... I mean, Sticky was once 5ft.. Dazza was once 3ft.. Mick was once.... 20 years old and I once had brown hair..

But things change.. and we should learn to adapt. When Sticky passed 7ft, things low to the ground were now a distant memory.. Dazza was no longer even heard.. just a faint squeek, reminiscant of land of the Giants.. Sticky changed his life style and now plucks fruit from Trees that are beyond the reach of normal men.. he makes a healthy living from selling fruit only, as ground vegetables are simply to hard to see from up there..

From Dazza's perspective, stopping at 4ft 2" meant that all other bodily appendages stopped growing too. How did he get around that fact? he bought a ***** enlarger... Called the Atom, this now means Dazza confidently walks around with a Sainsbury's 'Taste The Difference' courgette, neatly tucked into his Y Fronts.. Bar maids and the lovelly Neeve are now swooning at the thought and his courgette is regulary fondled for ripeness.... lucky git.

Now Mick has not seen certain body parts for years.. because his eye sight failed at 21. This is why he constantly has people in tears as he fumbles mistakenly inside his trouser zip looking for loose change... His pockets haven't seen his hands for years and bulge with thousands of pounds.. the front of his trousers have and that's why he's always smiling.... JB can also attest to the eye sight failing due to Micks constant missing of the Apex.. at speed... Only james's screams and crying kept them on the road..

My natural hair colour vanished some time ago. Constant worry about the club and it's members meant that like a good football team manager, grey hair was inevitable. The last few months have been hard as I await Sticky's payback.. though his last attempt to catch us failed miserably... genious, but flawed. I'm thinking of becoming a test pilot for Estee Lauder, so you may see some changes as I attempt to become young again...

As we see, change is a good thing and should be embraced... but we should work together on making it work..

• Apple can be himself and be mascot fot Sticky's Fruit & no veg business.
• Dazza can help us all by showing us those tapes he keeps mentioning or inviting us to his next courgette tasting party..
• Paul can help Mick by fumbling in his flies..
• Keep James in his car so that the crying can keep Mick alive..
• Helen, Ella and Neeve can come around my gaff and massge my scalp to a nice 'ebony brown with a hint of sunshine' colour... Dazza can bring his camera...

If you want to see this enviable teamwork in action and become part of an ever increasing and special club... then pop along to the Foxglove on the titled date........

Dazza may even have a video or two...

 

Nice..

 

Mr Cook - Al

foo me pmsl.. seriously the best yet

 

That'll do ****

 

Talking about cook jb must be hard at work.poor git.

 

 

Shhh!

Whilever he's working we know that his car is safe

 

and knowing james and his luck thats not a foregorn certainty

 

MAGIC!!!!

 

Hello every one im coming up to the Foxglove Tony

 

I'll get mi pint at last

Be great to welcome you along Tony

 

yes dave you will have your pint

 

Convoy from The Brickworks at 7pm for any Leeds/Bradford members

Usual meeting place in the cul-de-sac just opposite the entrance to The Brickworks.

 

See you there David

 

we're coming

 

did i not mention the parking ticket despite having the correct pass and been in the right place at the right time

 

yup! done 2 months work in 2 weeks / you saw the state of me on sat

 

Given this is my first meet will I be able to join the WYIOC gang officially and if so how much is it?

 

To turn up, free. To feel like you're helping keep the club going with the purchase of gayzebo's, BBQ's, food & beer, and to get your complimentary car stickers a tenner should do it But it's completely voluntary.

 

Sold for the bargain price of £10 quid! Where is the Cul De Sac Corradoboy??? I was out that way again today and I don't see a Cul De Sac opposite the Pub entrance????

 

You'll spot it on the night. It'll be the one with 2-3 suspicious looking Scooby's in it

 

Ha Ha! Copol, cya thursday then, guna be a rush job for me got gym before hand! No vest though I will try dress normally! Ha Ha

 

That meant to say cool! Copol????

 

Aww, come in yer vest. It'll give Simon a feeling that he's not alone

 

Look, leave Grey Seat alone, he always dresses very respectably

 

Yes.. we're still on for tonight... SNET being down doesn't mean the WYIOC is down!

EGM is still on for 8pm

 

Great meet tonight you guys, thanks for the welcome as always We had food this time, and boy was it good, I'm not eating for a week!

You did leave us in the carpark to our own devises a little too long though, and being manc lads, we got upto a bit of mischief We've made 2 of you honourary smacs members (one was already ) and stickered up another 5, can you guess where we put the stickers?
See you all next thursday for our first of the month meet at the Unicorn





chris.

 

At least we gave and didn't take