I saw something at the NBO that instantly gave me inspiration for this month's thread starter. I mentioned it to a few peole with a smug grin

Me being me, I've now promptly forgot what that thing was.

I could take the easy way out and ask these people what that thing was. But I've forgotten who they were.

Now, I've put this down to the fact that the beer drunk at the campsite has killed off those brain cells tasked with the job of remembering what this inspirational thing was. I'm pretty annoyed at the fact they've decided to die and embarass me. But I'm a little bit happier at the fact they've paid the ultimate sacrifice for letting me dowm. That'll teach em.

So, I've finally learned that Beer is bad for you. I think Paul Crafts also leaned that valuable lesson too as his face the following day as we cleared the mountain of bottles was a picture. Raf's dad also looked like he's learned a lesson... but we couldn't hear it due to the snoring. He did warn us mind.

So to help those who have yet to learn the lesson, I've nicked a few warnings that you should take into consideration before having another ber tonight at the Argentina & Holland game.

• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. This may result in you getting tour **** kicked.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
• WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Some great quotes....

• Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
• When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
• When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
• It's better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
• Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
• To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.

So, if you're still reading, then please join the other poor unfortunate souls who still think a sociable drink is great, at the Foxglove, which sells good beer by the way.

We'll be there from about 7:30
Join us!!!!!!

 

You missed the best one of all...

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's little problems"
Homer J. Simpson

 

Think u will like this one al, When i drink cider i get wider and wider when i get wider i FARTS.

 

ecuteked water spray insiration

 

That was it. I remember now (Same excuse as Al for forgetting)

That silver Scoob had an Ecutec sticker on it's washer bottle.

Never mind, it'll keep for mext month

 

My god they both have it!! Drink more beer!!!!

Ecutek'd waterspray! Whatever next? I'll be ringing power station to see how much they charge..

 

.. a charge cooler...

top notch idea, Al, you might make a few bob out of one...

 

A few of us will be attending


Got the football cards ready

LOL

 

I don't suppose Stu (WR1 Bro) has said he's coming has he I'll email him now anyway, but am planning to come to your meet anyhow



Couldn't bring Natasha with you by any chance Unless she really is called Derek

 

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

 

I'll be there poorly gearbox or not

 

who mentioned gear boxes



chief i'll test see if its poorly for you if you want some what of an expert on this matter


JB24 chief WYIOC GEARBOX TESTER

 

JB 24 worlds best gearbox destroyer..

 

 

Stuart is not coming as yet, but he will be there at the SMACS meet as I have got 2 tee shirts for him

Natasha is definatly not a Derek!!!


LOL

 

He's not met me yet

i've only had the damn car since November - i've gone through an engine already and it looks like my gearbox is on its way out


When i had a remap recently Andy F asked me 'er Carl how would you say you drove your car' 'like a tw*t i replied'


Ask Supertouring or Andy S what my brakes were like after a recent blast over snake

The thing is - as hard as i drive it i still get p***ed on on runs out


Seeya next week chaps

 

Get yer'sen out with Paul for some Roadcraft tuition. You'll be faster and your brakes will last forever.

 

That is something i've been thinking of for a while - i'm not bad and quite quick but i do have some feckin' shocking bad habits that need to be addressed.

 

yup. footie cards, yer robbin' git

 

ERM ASK ABOUT MY CARS IN A WORSE STATE TRUST ME!

 

Won't be able to attend this Thursday. Scoob is away anyway this week having some fine tuning done on the map.

Nothing major - it's just for cold starts and smoothing it for town driving.

Will defo be at the Buckles meet next Tuesday though - either in the beast or Helen's new motor. WRX Wagon with PPP. I knew we'd draw her into Scoob ownership sooner or later

 

Well done Helen!!
I'll give you your own line on the mebers list

 

needs a detango

 

Yep that'll do nicely, now thats subaru enthusiasm for you

nice one

 

I'll be there, meet up at Holmfield for 7 ish.
Mark.

 

ive got to work but i'll be over about 9-9:30 ish my 5th FG meet and still not made it in a Scoob

 

Will see you all at the FG, with my new car

 

new car

prey tell monsoir

 

Nope, it's a secret

 

How can you keep this a secret?