Bit annoyed at being overtaken by a Subaru???

I could see your red face as you pulled alongside to prevent me legitimately moving in front as the lanes closed... Did you stand on your horn to warn those school kids you were going to make that crazy overtake on the hashed lines just to get in front? I saw your red face all squashed up, eyes bulging as you concentrated fitting into that small gap...

Did you see me smiling at your weaving and dual lane straddling to prevent me getting by again? I had no intention as we were now in a 30 & 40... but then, you wouldn't understand etiquette or driving manners...

Listen mate... people are allowed to overatake Audi's.. even 3.0 Ltr Quattro's with only a measly 256 BHP..

When you have your stress induced heart attack or are in jail for death by dangerous driving, I'll be chilling out in my T20 on my way to work listening to Chris Moyles again.. going about my own quiet business like the rest of the commuting public.....

Hope you didn't take your rage out on your staff and that your ***** enlargement and hair replacement therapy don't cost too much..
Hope you had a great day...

Thank you for listening..

 

 

Well put alan

personally i would have just posted C**T in an audi

i had the same today with a toyota celica(latest shape one) trying to keep pace on a country road that i travell twice a day for the past 4 years,i overtook him on a long straight,no malice,no silly overtaking malarky

Few seconds later he was along side me heading towards a sharp left hander


I had the line,the right of way,and the bigger brakes and four wheel grip

he bottled it,back off and gave me the vinegar stroke salute

Thats the last i saw of him and his over steering wild shananigans

What a ***!

 

had this with an M3 Covertible last night on the hagley road B'ham, had just picked up car so was trundling along and suddenly pair of HID's weaving around behind me inthe traffic swapping lanes and trying to overtake!!

Got to the first set of lights after the engine was warm, traffic had cleared so I dropped him like a stone. EEjit

 

I don't mind if they try it in a decent motor but some of the piles of crap that think they can give you a run - why??

 

Because piles of crap can be brisk

 

Hmmm, admire your attitude to such childish behaviour, ( but NO to Chris Moyles), but each to their own I say....

P.S. My brisk pile of cr*p is a scoob.... sorry trying to be funny... failed again!

 

"BRISK" what the **** is Brisk ? it's either got it or it ain't, and most morons that don't like being overtaken ain't even Brisk, Know what ya mean Marv

 

This guy wasn't brisk, quick or remotely decent behind the wheel...
He was just dangerous, stupid & mighty upset that I'd overtaken him.

The 5 minutes of effort he put in to make my life difficult behind him was comical... especially as I had no intention of doing anything.. I just gave him a few extra yards as he did his best to block the road.....his head and eyes were everywhere... waiting for the move that never came.. when he eventually turned right.. I just waved and smiled as I passed him..... sweet.

I still can't work out where it all came from... I wasn't aggressive or goading him into it.. the road was busy as usual and I like to use that 1 1/2 mile stretch of dual carriageway to get a few cars behind me... I pulled in front a few miles over the limit & faster than him to give myself some room and he just came on instead of possibly taking his foot off to let me in..

Dunx... No need to get upset about it... I thought it was funny that someone could get that wound up over bugger all...

What's wrong with Moylesy??? He makes me smile...

 

He's on Radio O*e!!!!!

That's what's wrong with him.

Presumably you like to listen to 9867BPM crap?

I'll chill with the Togmeister. If you aint heard Janet & John, you aint heard anything!

 

I'm always willing to learn... (Not like Mr Angry)...

Janet & John? What station? Freq?

 

He's not funny at all, not even accidentally, and he surrounds himself with a bunch of sycophants

 

I'll lend you the CD

You will FPYSL!

 

Alan, me no upset, and you can have your Chris Moyles whilst alone, (lol), I have also invoked a similar response, but it was the clown I was saddened by.... I have nothing but respect for you and your car....

P.S. only three more weeks, WoooW

 

back to the point...

some people see a scoob, assume that you are going to try to press ahead (because we can) and when we do (safely) they get upset and then they want to show us how angry they are.

The British hate queue jumpers....

Believe me the number of times I have wanted to chase someone down after getting abuse for no reason... but at the end of the day it's not worth it.

get down the gym and imagine kicking the crap out of them when you are trying to push out those last 2 reps on the bench

 

some tosser in a people carrier today didn't like the fact I overtook him on a country road....I pulled in front, and clocked him clapping his hands in my mirror as he flew up my chuff

So I stood on the anchors and watched the stupid pillock as he hastily grabbed the wheel again.......strangely enough he hung back after that