Think it was you Lee
1.30pm today in Uxbridge High Street

mrs budgie

 

he was prolly in the newsagents getting an A_Z

 

or bottles of water as theres a hosepipe ban

 

times are tough at the fire service now...

help my house is on fire..
dont worry mam, just going to pop to asda to get some evian to put it out !!!

 

Thinking the same thing, he wasn't meant to be there, just lost asking for directions

 

yup, as we all know, we either after an A-Z to find his way home or to find the fire he was attending....

 

Guess what?! I saw Lee yesterday too, on his way to Uxbridge
Unfortunately I also saw something which left me shocked and raised a few homosexual questions which Lee will need to address
I shouted to him while he was sat in traffic, he looks across, I give the big manly "alwight geezer" salute............
Lee saw me and raised his hand, but then proceeded to fan his fingers, rather like a girly girl would do To which I shouted back (whilst all the other traffic prisoners were watching) "DONT DO THAT GIRLY WAVE AT ME"

 

yes...but did he smell nice ????

 

Hello Mrs Budgie If I'd have seen you I would have waved


Please ignore all of the worthless comments that this has recieved so far...I don't get lost (much ) but I do need to buy an A-Z just in case and I am not gay, what with all of these homosexual jibes from Clifford, I'm starting to get worried about you chap!!!

 

well he going to a gay bar soon, so we shall see the outcome...or the come out

 

Well I expect nothing else really Chris...I knew it all along!