Dark Green Metallic with Gold wheels and the registration plate J* HUX
- Running a full decat and equal length headers (from the noise it makes) ....

Jumped the Bourne End bridge at about 70mph the other night ...
Anyone know who owns this? I think it lives in Wooburn Green .... somewhere near Rob - "Bottomfeeder"

 

I saw this car last night and it is driven like a tosser by a tosser They nearly crashed into us last night up at cressex by the petrol stations by trying to come onto the roundabout when we were already on it

they tailgated my sister and cut her up on the Marlow bypass a year or so ago trying to show off. Now the back of the car has been repaired but not finished because they must have crashed it

 

jumping your local bridge again mark? dont they have resepct for your hump back

not giving scoobs a good name it seems in the local area.

doubt they will come on here to own up. especially as they cut up a moderator !!! dear god the nerve of some people...

 

The sister of a moderator If it was me they'd cut up they'd know about it

 

hell hath no wrath like the moderator brother of a sister who got cut up on a bypass....burn in hell I tell you

you are too scarey for me mate

 

Only live near me for another 3 days

Seen the car several times, it is driven by about 4 different people (all of whom sport baseball caps )

I think they 'hail' from the Glory Mill Estate (and I don't mean the posh bit)

They rag it along the London Road at all hours of the day and night

*****

 

Hmm - so it seems I am not alone ....

Yes it's tailgated me before on the A404 - but I had the wife in the passenger seat - so I remained cool, calm and collected - lifted off the throttle and pulled over (slowly)!

Trust your sis ignored the p1key to55er?

 

Foot meets carpet? Mr Brake pedal followed by Mr Throttle?

 

Yup!

 

I've got one round here, does the same. Hes knows one of my friends and she refuses to let me race him... not that I want to, but he keeps asking and she says no as hes a ****ing nutter!

Still when someone sees a scooby racing they assume all scoobies race

 

Yes she did. The driver even tried waving at her obviously trying to impress her but she was really upset at how he was driving and called me straight up to ask if I knew who it was

 

Hi Rob - where are you off to? Hopefully nowhere near Chris or Cliff .....

Hmm - fits my perception! The other day he came down Cores End Road at maximum warp (the one that leads into the Hedsor roundabout). Was about 11pm and I was standing at the top of my drive having a cigarette and the driver must have seen me as he braked to a halt just after the roundabout and stared at me for ages before doing a full WRC start and waking up half the neighbourhood.

The thing is - I like driving (reasonably) swiftly - but not in 30 zones or on roads where you have no visibility .....

 

She's right - if he's asking to race - then he has something to prove and will probably take extreme risks ........

If you want a skilled nutter - give Gossy a ring!

 

I have just simulaneously spat coffee all over the laptop and choked on a ginger nut !!!!!

CAn you warn me before posting things like this

 

LOL - Well he is as mad as a box of frogs - but he can drive!

 

Agreed - on both counts

 

That's why I stick to decimating Cliff - he makes me look fast .....

 

Driven by a complete bell end, J* HUX blats his heap around locally - i've seen it round Marlow.

I 'know' of some of the drivers associates - they are all inbreds and as thick as doo-doo

 

Of course they are, Wooburn Green, home of dungaree wearing, cousin marrying, rednecks

 

just think i spotted this same car on the way home tonight on london road..matches the description..

gave him a wave, he completely ignored me cos he was texting someone or on the phone at least..then i saw it was dark green, gold wheels , thought opps its him....

 

Up north we just burn the ****ers cars,just get a good firework that does the job nicely,sorry officer my rocket must have been bent when i started to light it ooops

 

so what colour are your dungies?

 

PMSL


Blue denim of course, with red wash rotten long-johns underneath

Just gotta grow myself a mullet and I'll fit right in round these here parts



DISCLAIMER

Actually, it's quite nice round here (ok some of it is) as are a majority of the people.

 

 

Define "know" .....

 

Down here we just pay someone to do it for us!

 

Note to Self..

Dont visit Castleford

 

They live close to me, and they are notorious in Marlow

 

Dont be like that i do great fish and chips if you ever near!