furrydice79

i know he will not see this as he didnt drive a subaru but im coming on here to have a rant and thats all..

waiting in a q of traffic for 10mins is bad enough without someone trying to come right to the front and force ther way in, i stayed close to the car in front,so he tried to nudge his way in(because ppl who drive this type of car own the road you know),,i still didnt give him an inch,i ushered him away with my hand, and what does he do, well he puts his window down and tries to spit in my open window(all while his wife and kids sit in the car) , i shout over to him that he is soo stupid he couldnt even do that right. i then get onto the mway and he is right up my ***, you knw whats next, he pulls out to overtake, (coz his car is so so fast) , he pulls up along side n strts effin and blinding, i almost can control the wheel coz im in fits of laughter, needless to say i drop a gear and wave bye bye

so look out for this guy in west london,i only say this coz if he got you at the lights there may be trouble...he is of carribbean descent(flag on the back),he had 2 gold teeth, a scar on his cheek and 1 big bubble butt of a wife..his car is big black and with tinted windows..


oh and did i mention he is a bmw driver

ok rant over, thanks for listening..

matchmaker

You didn't need to mention that he was a BMW driver

furrydice79

yeah i guess i didnt,lol

alloy

Nice work

I was in highbury the other week and this couple of foreign descent return to their car parked half on the pavement half on the road clearly on double yellows, i was sat in traffic next to them and the driver lady opens the door of her banger and lets the b4stard door swing freely into the side of my passenger wing . My window goes down and i let out" Oi love watch what your doing, have a little respect" to which she shrugs not even apoloigsing before her boy friend steps out and starts effin and blinding at me I sat cooly in the car laughing at him as his temper rose and people started to look, followed by my right foot revving the car, pops bangs and flames the whole lot drowning out his fake gangster threats to55er

furrydice79

hehe,, sounds like the same guy,ya comati yo car n i shoot oo in da teet

i wish id had my marley cd to drown out the drone

alloy

All talk no action!! dont swear at me come and punch me in the face if your a man

cookstar

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I would dearly love to add to this thread, but choose not to

MY93WRX

He was prob trying to say - I'm gona pop a cap in ya head wiv me 9 mill innit

SilverWRXScooby

ROFPMSL !!

IN THE STICKS

PMSL

baz69birds

Had the same thing with a couple of YOUNG HODLIMBS, he shot passed me a 80mph in a 30mph highstreet,
When he stopped for the lights he had NO brake lights, so as i pulled up i told him he had no brake lights,
he wound his window down, SUCKED his TEETH, & said he did have brake lights as he had put them on the car himself,
trying to xplain i meant light Bulbs Not lenses...
him & his mate,started SHOOTING & SWEARING, FINGER WAVING, & SUCKING there TEETH,
so i put it into gear & drove off, Flames & bangs

Daft Lad

LOL @ sucking their teeth, sound like a right pair of gangsta grandads or summat!

ed the scoob

not wanting to take the watcha macallits but i think its pop a cap in your ***.

big daz2

THAT WAS ME.






only joking wouldnt you be suprised if the **** poped up on here.

hectic

BMW

Black Man Wagon.......
tchoh..... Rass..........

furrydice79

yeah id be surprised, suprised that he could use a pc without spitting at the screen everytime it crashed..

scooby-tc

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its times like that u wish you had a bag of good old stinkbombs

Mass.

I get this all the time when I drive to work.....Their fookin' attitude stinks and someone needs to "pop a cap in their ***!"

Anger

iTrader: (4)

Try working around Norbury and Streatham mate, it happen's everyday

furrydice79

i mean im not tryin to stereotype here and i certainly aint biased towards certain groups of people but c'mon, surely there must be 1 decent bmw driver out there

MikeCardiff

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I'm sure there is, but he'll be a white middle class bloke in his 50's driving a silver 5 series wearing string back gloves - not a wannabe 'gangstar' with gold teeth, scars and blacked out windows.

On this topic - what is it with black blokes and BMW's ? OK, I can understand they have the whole gangsta bling thing, and rolling around in their luxury motors, BUT - a £250 D reg 3 series in red ( with the bonnet faded to pink as they all have ) with alloys and blacked out windows is NOT doing anything for their street cred, and doesnt qualify as a 'luxury' motor.

FFS - if you want to make everyone think you are a badass drug dealer, then have a car that is worth more than your shoes !

At least the Asian boys have the right idea - buy the most expensive Merc, Lexus etc... they can, then pimp it up a bit.

M1BJR

What's even more amusing than IC3 males pretending to be gangstas, is the sad, spotty ***** in Saxos and Cupras who are attempting to copy them.

Not much of it here in rural Somerset thankfully, since "pimping my ride" would involve larger rims - and those tractor tyres are hard to fit under most wheel arches.

Steve

MBA

LOL had a smile on my face all the way through this thread