rumbling round the roundabout tis morning @8.10.....how's the car

 

Yeah she is all good thanks! What were you in?
Ill keep an eye out for you?!

 

not fair
adz turbo only has his car for a few weeks, if not days and he gets spotted. me i drive around all the blooming time and you lot never spot me...
snot fair

 

Sorry chap but im not very good at seeing people on the road! I blame the eye site!

What have you got and ill try and keep both eyes out for you not just the one!

 

I was standing outside the police station not in my car!

 

adz mate
not hard to remember what mine looks like..its the same blooming colour as yours
and just in case the eyesight is poor, here is a little reminder

 

I've never seen *that* around here...

Is it a stealth scooby?

 

what you mean, you aint see it.
its world famous (ok not world then )

but famous for being the "fastest scoob in wycombe "

and that will continue due to the early retirement of a certain wuss..cough

 

I must be really ******* stupid cause i cant recall seeing it!!

 

Not only have I never seen it, this is the first I've heard of it

This wuss, did he retire to go home and get his nappy changed?

 

no you are not stupid...
just be more observant next time

 

you little liar, of course you have heard of the fastest scoob in wycombe..everyone else has

the certain wuss has bottled it. basically because he knew i would whoop his *** down santa pod next time, instead of admitting defeat he goes the extreme route and puts it up for sale !!
I know my speed is intimidating, but its a bit much to sell your car cos it cant keep up

 

I can only try!

What sort of times are you on your trips and where abouts would i see you?

 

do you mean when do i get out of bed and drive around

usually on the road around wycombe any time between 8-10 ish...
west wycombe, london road, cressex, you name it i get around (as some people say, but thats just rude )

 

sorry swiss but how much bhp have you got right at this moment? <taps foot>

 

me personnaly or the car ??

well i know what i had before i had the engine rebuild but now..well could be anything really..why you wanna challenge me for the title

 

just try me small cheese

 

oh you poor deluded woman...

i know what you have under the bonnet so dont even bother trying

 

really...are you sure

 

yes, someone once told me not too long ago

 

ON THE SIDE (CB talk for "im waiting to cut in whilst you lot talk ****e")

So Swiss, my Scoobs not sold, hmmmmmmm, may have to challenge you again at Santa pod

hang on, just remembered, im ill that day sorry I couldnt make it