... parked outside his house in his Audi S3 Conservatory.

Local television crews were at the scene within moments, hoping to capture the moment Rich moved his car, but alas, it was a false alarm, and he got back out after retrieving his jacket from the passenger footwell.

Rich was heard to say:

"Thank God for that! I thought I'd lost it again... I'm always forgetting things..."

before setting off down the street wearing no trousers.

 

LOL, I suspected something was on the way

 

I'm sure that when they make stilts that can go on and come off as easily as shoes, his S3 will see a bit more action

 

Jeff, apparently he's fitting one of these to see if it will help him reach the pedals.

 

When we went to his house there was a skip parked just a bit down the road- they came to move it and the grass was yellow underneath. He had to move his Audi slightly so we could park the Scoob off the road and there was nothing but bare earth under it. They'd even had to tarmac around it.

 

PMSL @ Bubba & Duke

 

Is that Michael Jackson?

 

Can't be - he's too tanned...

@ Bubba / Duke / Wode's comments

 

Bar stewards the lot of you