in uxbridge road hayes this morning. When waiting at a set of traffic lights its a good idea to stay in the lane you are in and not suddenly change into the next lane because the traffic is moving in that one. Especially not straight into the path of a 38 ton artic! Only avoided you because its to much hassle to fill the insurance form

 

I made it easy, the artic didnt even brake..

Your just upset because you got snarled up in the traffic.

Learn how to drive you loser.

And next time you call me a bellend, you will be minus one.

 

LMAO -

picture the scene -

"Good morning watchdog, how can I help you?"

"Yes, good morning, I'd like to complain about artic drivers !"

" okay sir, can I take your' name please?"

" Yes of course, my name is Mr.Bellendless..............."

Skoosh - wagon driver.

 

I saw a red bellend too.....
But i was looking down whilst peeing in my local pubs toilets

 

can i have a picture of you so if you are in any toilet i am about to go in i can steer clear

 

Oooops wrong choice of wording there lol
It was mine i meant,dont like peeing on me shoes

 

Made me chuckle, not heard "bellend" for a while

MB