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Old 01 October 2004, 03:43 PM
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in uxbridge road hayes this morning. When waiting at a set of traffic lights its a good idea to stay in the lane you are in and not suddenly change into the next lane because the traffic is moving in that one. Especially not straight into the path of a 38 ton artic! Only avoided you because its to much hassle to fill the insurance form
Old 01 October 2004, 05:24 PM
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I made it easy, the artic didnt even brake..

Your just upset because you got snarled up in the traffic.

Learn how to drive you loser.

And next time you call me a bellend, you will be minus one.
Old 01 October 2004, 06:01 PM
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LMAO -

picture the scene -

"Good morning watchdog, how can I help you?"

"Yes, good morning, I'd like to complain about artic drivers !"

" okay sir, can I take your' name please?"

" Yes of course, my name is Mr.Bellendless..............."

Skoosh - wagon driver.
Old 01 October 2004, 07:50 PM
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I saw a red bellend too.....
But i was looking down whilst peeing in my local pubs toilets
Old 01 October 2004, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by p@ul
I saw a red bellend too.....
But i was looking down whilst peeing in my local pubs toilets
can i have a picture of you so if you are in any toilet i am about to go in i can steer clear
Old 03 October 2004, 10:22 AM
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Oooops wrong choice of wording there lol
It was mine i meant,dont like peeing on me shoes
Old 03 October 2004, 03:26 PM
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Made me chuckle, not heard "bellend" for a while

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