Washington today. You probably won't see this, but you never know. Did you really have to get so close to my bum end I couldn't see your headlights. Did you really think I was going to race your van? DREAM ON. Or could it be that I am a woman driving something far superior to your poxy van? Can someone please invent a sign, you can pop up in Scooby back windows that is "The Finger" with "DON'T WASTE MY TIME" on the bottom.
Thanks, I needed to get that off my chest.

 

I used to like the Bart Simpson that pulled a moonie when u squeezed the air pump. It usually got the message across. Bring back Bart showing crack i reckon.

 

I'm new to scoobs as I have only had one for a week, but I get the nobbers with the magnetic bumpers quite often already.

Must be the fastest Mondeo/Vectra/Laguna/[INSERT_REP_MOBILE_HERE] in the world m8. Seeya.

 

Hiya STW

Don't let the stupid winkers get you down. If they feel the need to work off some aggression on a female motorist, they're not worth it. They barely qualify for moron status.
I usually flick my rear fog light on for a second... that makes the to**ers back off!!

Gina G (99MY Silver Turbo Wagon)

 

Nicely said Gina G, Welcome to Scooby World and enjoySilverTurboWagon, and RR, any chance of finding a "Bart"

 

Just try one of these works for me

 

How the hell did you do that?

 

Full de cat pipe and Flamer stops tailgaters lol. Even bigger in 5th gear

 

Brilliant, PMSL
Funniest thing I've seen all day

 

Outstanding. Bring on the white vans.

 

Wish I had a button that raised a flap at the back and then missile launcher (ok, a fake one) raised - Bond style - which would do the job nicely. Maybe a smoke machine too :-)

Wierd thing I notice is that people (vans etc) stick to my bumper on my WRX (MY02) but keep well back on my Sport with big wing. Should I get a big wing on my WRX???

:-)

Mike

 

at least you cannot see them with the bigger wing, spend most of my time using the wing mirrors!!