Was that you? Sorry, but that spoiler looked terrible, more like a carry handle. And how many times did I have to hand you your *** on a plate? I'd have tinted windows if I had to drive that car too.

If you really are on this board, then I'm only joking

 

Hmmmmm,
Badly modded Vectra, now that narrows it down no end

 

you know them spoilers that come on some Alfa 156's, that look really ****? Well stick one on a green Vectra, add nasty 17" wheels with the wrong offset, plus tinted windows and home made mesh grille inserts. Nasty.

 

 

talking of sh*t add ons.....
imagine an Ultima GTR, with that wing that serves a purpose at 180MPH.
Now take your lowly white 5dr escort, drill 4 holes in the tailgate and fit said wing.
A truly crap piece of automotive accessorizing.
Add to this the blistered wheel arch kit and front air dam, the bog std. steel wheels less hub caps probably running 155 x 55 R14 tyres, oh and the cash and carry baked bean can abortion of a rear box
and voila,
what i saw on the M1 on monday.

Excuse me sir, does it come with a supply of y fronts for i fear i have just pissed myself!