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Old 31 May 2002, 12:49 PM
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Up my backside (not literally ) on the A2 heading towards Bluewater Thursday nite in your white Maxed Skoda Fabia

Haven't laughed so much in ages. Why did you bother !

Get off my bumper, have a shave and don't be such a tw@t
Old 31 May 2002, 03:12 PM
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Is there a Skoda BBS ? I need to let off steam
Old 31 May 2002, 09:07 PM
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Not found one (considered whether I might have to defect when I pick up my Tavia in a few weeks time) but I suppose you could let off steam with a few Skoda jokes
Old 31 May 2002, 10:10 PM
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I only know the one about "Why do Skodas have heated rear windows ?"

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Old 01 June 2002, 12:44 AM
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if you only new
well...
Old 01 June 2002, 10:10 AM
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Mr Dunk,

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zeroforum?id=110

Mainly RS Octavias though.

To keep your hands warm?

How do you make a Skoda disappear?
What do you call a Skoda with twin tailpipes?

PS Wouldn't dream of racing your mighty Scoob in my slooooooow black Skoda!
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LOL

Hmmm, best not go slating the Octavia It'd leave my Scoob for dust

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Old 01 June 2002, 10:29 AM
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TaviaRS - Dunno ?
Old 01 June 2002, 12:04 PM
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Bottle of rust remover
A wheelbarrow!
Old 01 June 2002, 02:18 PM
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just twisting the Toyota ad.

'The car in front..... is DEFINATELY NOT a Skoda'

He He
Old 03 June 2002, 05:10 PM
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Mock if you like,but they are up there with the so called "Big Boys" on the rally front.

Example Safari July 20-22 2001 Results:-
1st Tommi/Mitsubishi 2nd Rovanpera/Peugeot 3rd Schwarz/Octavia

Leading retirements? Guess who? Burns & Solberg. [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Skoda jokes used to live forever,but now they are "Audi's" with a Skoda badge.Nothing wrong with Audi's.

Old 03 June 2002, 09:02 PM
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Steve001, really? You sure?
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Old 05 June 2002, 02:06 PM
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I met Tavia at "The big one" and was mightily impressed with his motor so much so it is top of my list for a second motor when the misses drops a sprog znd losses her company motor
Old 05 June 2002, 02:40 PM
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Was it a Silver Fabia with a debadged front and pimp tints?
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No it was white
Old 05 June 2002, 03:43 PM
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DJ

you hit the wrong button when you wrote white! i know the W is next to the S on the keyboard, but you should check what you type LOL

BTW this is just a but of fun!!! looked at the latest Skoda at a dealers recently, is it the RS? anyway you get a lot of car for just £15K

but i think ill stick with the scoob for now

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LOL

In fact, on reflection it wasn't even a Fabia. It was a much older model. I think its was a Felica

I'm laughing even more now
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Or was it a Favorit

LOL
Old 05 June 2002, 04:53 PM
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an old pile of white then?
Old 05 June 2002, 05:34 PM
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Why are Skodas named after parts of the reproductive organs or sexual acts ??

Theres the Felatio, the Labia............
Old 05 June 2002, 05:51 PM
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could it be that Pr*cks drive em?

BTW Still Joking!

Skoda's are like Volvo's, nice cars its just that i dont want to own one!
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What do you call a Skoda convertible? .....
Old 06 June 2002, 06:43 PM
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A skip?

Come on guys, you can do better than this.

[ sarcastic mode]
Shows your wit is as slow as your scoobs!
[ /sarcastic mode]
Old 08 June 2002, 09:27 PM
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How do you double the value of a Skoda?
Old 08 June 2002, 10:46 PM
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Put petrol in it (though by todays prices it's triple).
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