Up my backside (not literally ) on the A2 heading towards Bluewater Thursday nite in your white Maxed Skoda Fabia

Haven't laughed so much in ages. Why did you bother !

Get off my bumper, have a shave and don't be such a tw@t

 

Is there a Skoda BBS ? I need to let off steam

 

Not found one (considered whether I might have to defect when I pick up my Tavia in a few weeks time) but I suppose you could let off steam with a few Skoda jokes

 

I only know the one about "Why do Skodas have heated rear windows ?"

[Edited by DJ Dunk - 5/31/2002 10:11:02 PM]

 

if you only new
well...

 

Mr Dunk,

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zeroforum?id=110

Mainly RS Octavias though.

To keep your hands warm?

How do you make a Skoda disappear?
What do you call a Skoda with twin tailpipes?

PS Wouldn't dream of racing your mighty Scoob in my slooooooow black Skoda!

 

LOL

Hmmm, best not go slating the Octavia It'd leave my Scoob for dust

 

TaviaRS - Dunno ?

 

Bottle of rust remover
A wheelbarrow!

 

just twisting the Toyota ad.

'The car in front..... is DEFINATELY NOT a Skoda'

He He

 

Mock if you like,but they are up there with the so called "Big Boys" on the rally front.

Example Safari July 20-22 2001 Results:-
1st Tommi/Mitsubishi 2nd Rovanpera/Peugeot 3rd Schwarz/Octavia

Leading retirements? Guess who? Burns & Solberg. [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Skoda jokes used to live forever,but now they are "Audi's" with a Skoda badge.Nothing wrong with Audi's.

 

Steve001, really? You sure?

 

 

I met Tavia at "The big one" and was mightily impressed with his motor so much so it is top of my list for a second motor when the misses drops a sprog znd losses her company motor

 

Was it a Silver Fabia with a debadged front and pimp tints?

 

No it was white

 

DJ

you hit the wrong button when you wrote white! i know the W is next to the S on the keyboard, but you should check what you type LOL

BTW this is just a but of fun!!! looked at the latest Skoda at a dealers recently, is it the RS? anyway you get a lot of car for just £15K

but i think ill stick with the scoob for now

Steve

 

LOL

In fact, on reflection it wasn't even a Fabia. It was a much older model. I think its was a Felica

I'm laughing even more now

 

Or was it a Favorit

LOL

 

an old pile of white then?

 

Why are Skodas named after parts of the reproductive organs or sexual acts ??

Theres the Felatio, the Labia............

 

could it be that Pr*cks drive em?

BTW Still Joking!

Skoda's are like Volvo's, nice cars its just that i dont want to own one!

 

 

What do you call a Skoda convertible? .....

 

A skip?

Come on guys, you can do better than this.

[ sarcastic mode]
Shows your wit is as slow as your scoobs!
[ /sarcastic mode]

 

How do you double the value of a Skoda?

 

Put petrol in it (though by todays prices it's triple).