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Friday Fun
A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge£20 an hour.'
'..ist gut, but I must vorn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vish zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you..'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
'Ah,' says the German . . .'zat is ze....
Four-sprung Duck technique
'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge£20 an hour.'
'..ist gut, but I must vorn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vish zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you..'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
'Ah,' says the German . . .'zat is ze....
Four-sprung Duck technique
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I hate to say it.. but i don't get it 
Friday's Fun is me scootering around the industrial estate looking for an intercooler pipe Ian, then the real fun trying to get it in my seat See you in abit mate 
Friday's Fun is me scootering around the industrial estate looking for an intercooler pipe Ian, then the real fun trying to get it in my seat
See you in abit mate
Last edited by ryan33hks; May 22, 2009 at 12:28 PM.
well at least until I have my copy of Total Impreza in hand that Ryan picked up for me 
, after that he is yours to 'beast' again. 
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