Some may have heard it before but here it is!

4 people on a train, a Welshman an Englishman an old lady and a fit blonde.They go into a dark tunnel and hear a SLAP and when they come out the Englishman is rubbing his face. The old lady thinks, i bet he touched up the blonde and got a slap, the blonde is thinking, i bet he tried to touch me up and got the old lady instead and the Welshman is thinking, i cant wait to get in another tunnel so that i can slap that English tw#t again!!

Hope you like it!

 

Heard it before but it's still funny

Hope none of the English Welsh people take offence though

 

v good

 

im english lets go into a dark tunnel and see who comes out holding there face.lol

 

Oh ye, i forgot to add that there is no offence intended

 

Ooooo, i had better drive fast if we ever get a tunnel run organised, can we make it in daylight please!

 

I'm English too but have a sense of humour........

Welsh c*#t.

 

i havent.

 

Nice one!