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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 04:13 PM
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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN CHAPS...........................DON'T
FORGET.............................

Show your support to this worthy cause:

Every 14th of February, men get the chance to display their fondness
towards their wives, fiances and girlfriends by showering them with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find
romantic.

The secret is ... guys feel left out. That's right...left out.

There's no special day for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men, as a whole, are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new special day has been
created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blo-job Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this day has been created so
that ladies have an opportunity to show their man just how much they
love him. No cards, no flowers and no special nights on the town -the
name of the day explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blo_job Day will usher
in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So, spread the word and
count the days to March 20.

So ladies PLEASE Pencil this date into your diaries
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 04:16 PM
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Have you informed your better half of this yet?
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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She told ME!!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 07:31 PM
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what the f**k is a blo-job.
chris.
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 08:00 PM
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what a great idea ive just informed the wife she told me to p### off so its looking good,hope you other lads have better luck than me.
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 08:14 PM
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Ive a good wife
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 08:44 PM
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does that mean that if the steak is hot she has to blow on it to cool it down?

the better half asked that
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 09:11 PM
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I may be missing the point somewhere here but I'm not spending £40 on a dozen roses and chocolates and also sucking ****, (although I wouldn't say no to the steak).

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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 09:48 PM
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I'm happy with a nice cup of tea
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Old Feb 16, 2006 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by valley commando
does that mean that if the steak is hot she has to blow on it to cool it down?

the better half asked that
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