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Originally Posted by big daz2
si i hate it,think of me si and kev.
daz
daz
What about this then Matt 
Little Johnny was in his expensive prep school class when the teacher
> asked
> the children what their fathers did for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman,
> politician. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
> teacher asked him about his father.
>
> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
> clothes
> in
> front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go
> out
> with
> a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."
>
> The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
>
> and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true
> about your father?"
>
> "No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for England, but I was too
> embarrassed to say."
>
>
>
Little Johnny was in his expensive prep school class when the teacher
> asked
> the children what their fathers did for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman,
> politician. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
> teacher asked him about his father.
>
> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
> clothes
> in
> front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go
> out
> with
> a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."
>
> The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
>
> and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true
> about your father?"
>
> "No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for England, but I was too
> embarrassed to say."
>
>
>
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