Alan Jeffery

As everybody else is at it..
I have two V1 monitors left in stock, as I'd like to sell them, they are going at £175 each inc vat delivered. MUCH cheaper than retail of £249.
They are very clever bits of kit, and if you have a 2001 on UK car with an OEM ECU, you just know you want one.
01752 345880 or PM..

Key VI Features and Benefits:
Real time monitoring of up to 15 parameters ** on 3 individual gauges
Monitor various parameters like speed, revs, engine load, water temperatures and pressures as well as many more* on 3 individual easy to read gauges.

RPM & Speed Warnings with Shift Light
Avoid putting points on your licence with adjustable speed warnings. Use the RPM warnings in conjunction with the adjustable Shift Light feature to get the most performance from your engine without over-revving.

Self-damping 3 Axis G-Sensor
Highly accurate G-Sensor with built-in damping for smoothness monitors acceleration, braking and cornering G forces. Also records maximum G readings.

Data Logging
Record hours of engine and performance data on any three parameters for review. Then upload your runs to the computer for further comparison. Ideal for measuring the effectiveness of engine modifications, and recording circuit or drag race performance.

Lap Timing
Simple stop/start lap timing feature allows you to record lap times of any given session for later comparison on computer.

Dyno Testing
Using a built-in Virtual Dynamometer, VI can test your vehicle’s true net horsepower in real-world conditions.

Performance Tests for Both Acceleration and Braking
Perform breaking and acceleration tests such as 0-60, 1/4 mile and 0–60–0 to measure your car’s true performance potential. Most tests can be G triggered for unparalleled accuracy. Each test is recorded for future comparison.

Descriptive Fault Code diagnostics
Got an Engine Check light, but don’t know why? VI will not only give you the fault code number, but will also give you a description of the problem; arming you with more information to take to your garage and limiting the cost of expensive diagnostics. ***

MIL Stats
Even though VI allows you to reset fault codes yourself, it will maintain all MIL Stats including time and distance since the engine check light was activated or reset. ***

V.I.D. Comparison Software
VI Monitor ships with VI Application software for downloading and comparing data off of your VI. Compare up to four Performance tests of the same type as well as hours of logged data for unlimited parameters in Monitor mode.

Powering the VI
VI takes its power directly from the OBD-II, so there is no need to plug in a cable to the cigarette lighter socket. Having just one cable (OBD-II) for all of it's needs reduces clutter in the vehicle.

crf450r

iTrader: (1)

1 sold to me
free bump

Alan Jeffery

Many thanks for the very helpful amount of cash..
The goods should be with you tomorrow, assuming the post office keep their part of the bargain.

bignath4607

iTrader: (11)

will this work with my simtek ecu in my97sti cheers
nath

jd5217

unfortunatly, these only work with the oem ecu from 2001 onwards.

Alan Jeffery

Typical "Enginetuner" internet transaction..


Originally Posted by crf450r

hi alan

im very interested in one of these monitors, would you take £*** for it??

Alan..

Picture the scene..
Christmas day. The family awaits, Wife and three children huddled around the remains of a flickering, thin flame. The man of the house struggles through the snow, his poor torn clothes wetly clinging to his body, the ribs showing through the gaps in the newspaper lining the ragged material. Reaching the door, the gasps of joy reach his ears as the family imagines the feast to come. Alas! only a bedraggled bird hangs from his weary fingers, stolen from the flock of the rich garage owner who lives in the big house down the lane. "What became of the fat turkey we were promised?" the family implore. "Woe is me," cried the poor garage owner, for the man from Scoobynet would not pay the meagre sum of £*** asked for the fabulous V1 and would but offer a pittance of £*** instead...

crf450r..

i offered £*** but if i steal two of the mentioned birds and sell them both i will have £*** for you and your family

Alan..

I know you OFFERED £***
If you steal the correct two birds, you could start a breeding colony and easily afford the £*** I am asking.
Now, the question is, I dare say you'd recognise a chicken, but could you tell a **** if you saw one?

crf450r..

are they the ones that gobble
surely im not gonna grovel
but as you live in a hovel
i will give you the MONEY

paypal ok??

Alan..

Visa is better.. call 01752 345880 during office hours, and our friendly efficient and helpful staff will attend to your every need.
It's a business doing pleasure.
Thanks awfully...

crf450r

your most welcome of my custom

i will get my people to contact your people in the morning

thankyou
lord bren of the measham estate
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RA Dunk

^^^ ROFL^^^ Excellent story indeedy!

crf450r

iTrader: (1)

cant fault alan great guy to deal with, came next day as promised it looks a great bit of kit too...
thanks alan

shame i didnt get the turkey

jd5217

Nice story Alan.

Alan Jeffery

Never mind the Turkey, check my prize **** out!
As you can see, being much admired by a gorgeous bird in the background as usual.

jd5217

Black-Hawk

iTrader: (4)

All gone thanks Alan

Alan Jeffery

On its way mate.. thanks..

crf450r

iTrader: (1)

scooby401 didnt you have any interesting conversations with alan

Alan Jeffery

Well, he didn't have the bare faced cheek to try and knock the price down!

Black-Hawk

iTrader: (4)

, just got here, cheers AJ