Joke Of The Day
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From: 2015 Golf R Dsg
Joke Of The Day
one day a Jew, a Hindu and a Chelsea supporter all arrived at their hotel to find there had been a mix-up with the bookings and that there was only one room left for them to share. the manager explained that this room only had two beds but there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer an old friend of his would let one of them sleep in free of charge. they complained a bit but since there was nowhere else to go the Jew graciously said he would sleep in the barn. the Hindu and the Chavski were just settling down to sleep in their room when there was a knock at the door. it was the Jew.
"i'm sorry he said but there's a pig in that barn and because im Jewish i feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it"
"no problem said the Hindu, i'll sleep out there instead"
so off he went to the barn leaving the Chavski and the jew to share the room. they were just settling down to sleep when there was a knock at the door. it was the Hindu.
"i'm sorry he said but there's a cow in that barn and because i'm a Hindu i feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it"
the Chavski grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. the Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep when there was a knock at the door. it was the cow and the pig.
"i'm sorry he said but there's a pig in that barn and because im Jewish i feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it"
"no problem said the Hindu, i'll sleep out there instead"
so off he went to the barn leaving the Chavski and the jew to share the room. they were just settling down to sleep when there was a knock at the door. it was the Hindu.
"i'm sorry he said but there's a cow in that barn and because i'm a Hindu i feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it"
the Chavski grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. the Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep when there was a knock at the door. it was the cow and the pig.
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I thought the Chavski fan was going to come back and say he couldn't sleep in the barn because there was a donkey there and he didn't feel comfortable sharing the barn with Drogba... 
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I thought the Chavski fan was going to come back and say he couldn't sleep in the barn because there was a donkey there and he didn't feel comfortable sharing the barn with Drogba...
Thats not funny either
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From: 2015 Golf R Dsg
Originally Posted by richiewong
Except the Donkey is Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink aka Fat Eddie Murphy
scored 2 against the **** at the weekend 
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