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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 04:04 PM
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Boro thrash Everton down by the Riverside ............ Rooney and Co humbled at the feet of a rampant Boro!!

Looked at the table - couldn't see Newcastle ANYWHERE??? UNTIL I looked BELOW Boro ................. and yes, there they are!! Just off the bottom!! Relegation time Toons!!! har har har har - the end of a once great club .......... if Shearer doesn't get a penalty NUFC don't get a goal; what a sad state of affairs!!

Come over to the club of the FUTURE!! BORO!!!!

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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 05:45 PM
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Nice to see you're still with us Pete! I was wondering as you hadn't replied to the other threads; nothing to say eh?

I'm particularly pleased to see you're so happy that Boro have gone 4th bottom. Such heady heights! Nose bleeds all round on Teesside... Dearie, dearie me - such low expectations in Smogland.

We're only happy when we're back in our usual spot - somewhere in the top 4!

Cheers Pete!
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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 05:47 PM
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As for the Thread title:

We're off!
HOHOHOHOHO Anyone with a sense of smell can tell that!!! HOHOHOHOHO
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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 08:44 PM
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Arsenal
Chelsea
Manchester United
Southampton
Manchester City
Liverpool
Birmingham City
Portsmouth
Blackburn Rovers
Fulham
Aston Villa
Bolton Wanderers
Leicester City
Charlton Athletic
Everton
Leeds United
Middlesbrough
Tottenham Hotspur
Newcastle United
Wolverhampton Wanderers

Say what you like - the FACT is that NUFC are 2 places BELOW us!!

You make me laugh, "We belong in the top 4, we do, we do," Whine, whine, whinge, whinge, its not fair - blubber, blubber - what BOLLOCKS ........... the placings say it ALL - BORO are BETTER than NUFC!!!!!

WhoooooooooHoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 09:15 PM
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LOL, Pete sets himself up for a fall later on in the season me thinks
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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 10:15 PM
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All the MORE reason to gloat NOW!!!!

Do you REALLY think I worry about a possible fall??? Nah!!

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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 10:15 PM
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I'm used to all this claptrap from him now. I'm surprised he went for Rumours by Fleetwood Mac as his favourite album. I'd have thought Breakfast in America by Supertramp would be more his style:

"Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer"


Dream on Pete! HOHOHOHO

Cheers!

PS Five Live kept commenting on all the empty seats today. All those stay away fans... Dear oh dear. I hope YOU had no problems getting a ticket Pete! HAHAHA
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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 10:31 PM
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LOL at this thread.......second bottom is a bit crap though...and below Spurs.......bl0ody heIl...

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Coming from a Grimsby fan... HOHOHOHO!

Now let's see. Hartlepool beat you 8-1 last weekend, and we beat Hartlepool 6-0 in August. You could make an argument for us being 13 goals better than you. We can definitely say we're a couple of Divisions higher...

Last time I was at your place, we won 2-0 - May 1993. Didn't see that many Grimsby fans there mind; just Geordies everywhere!
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Gosh, dealing with this cr@p's good for the old post count isn't it?
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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 11:01 PM
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We are 1 point better off now than we were at the same stage last season. We finished 3rd last season.............were did boro finished ?
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Old Sep 21, 2003 | 11:36 PM
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And NUFC have messed up in Europe already!!!!

What a bunch of clowns!!

NUFC consist of a good penalty taker (Shearer) and, and, and, ermmmm - no, that appears to be the sum of the parts!!

No wonder they're in BIG trouble!!

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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 08:03 AM
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And NUFC have messed up in Europe already!!!!
Messed up in Europe? So we only made the Champions League qualifiers this Season. What did Boro make??? Nothing! Zilch! Again...

Oh and as you often do Pete, you fail to mention that we have a game coming up in the UEFA Cup on Wednesday night! That's NUFC in Europe again! 73rd game in top flight European competition coming up. Unlike Boro we don't mention the crappy Anglo Italian Cup...

To Date:

NUFC = 72 European Games
Sunderland = 2
Middlesbrough FC = 0 (Zilch, Nought, Nothing)
Middlesbrough FC (1986) = (Zilch, Nought, Nothing)

Toon In Europe! Toon In Europe!


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But Toonman......for the population and catchment area,Grimsby should really be in the Vauxhall Conference.We are in division 2.

Year in year,we exceed ourselves.....

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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 05:20 PM
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Paul

You and Pete should get together; your union would produce the most optimistic childred ever!

Cheers!
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****, what are Villa doing 11th? LMAO!!!

More to the point what the **** is that other team in Birmingham doing in seventh? [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:21 PM
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can i just remind you pete that newcastle still have a game in hand which will take us above boro


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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 01:21 AM
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I think not!!! Its against Arsenal isn't it?? They will eat you alive!! Its a lost game in hand yes - what does that make?? NOTHING!!

Boro will STILL be above you!!!

Har Har Har Har

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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 07:19 AM
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Its against Arsenal isn't it??
No Pete - you're wrong again! Our game against Fulham was postponed due to our involvment in the Champions League. Obviously I don't expect you to understand this, as the words Boro, Middlesbrough FC, Middlesbrough FC (1986) and Champions League simply don't go together... It's an alien concept for you!

Cheers Pete!

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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 07:27 AM
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And whilst we're hardly playing our finest Football at the moment, last Season against Arsenal we narrowly lost 1-0 at Highbury, and the Season before that, we won 3-1...

Have a good day Pete! Brighton at Home for you lot isn't it, in the early tages of the Carling Cup? We've got another Top Flight game in Europe! In case you forgot, that's number 73...

Toon 73 - Smogs/Boro/Middlesbrough FC/Middlesbrough FC(1986) 0
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 08:51 AM
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Where you will shown to be TOTALLY outclassed ..... funny thing Europe, teams like Barry Island can get in!!

Boro will enter the fray WHEN WE CAN WIN IT!! We are only interested in winning, Newcastle are just happy to turn up and dream of yesteryear!!

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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 01:31 PM
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You'll be waiting a long time then Pete!

We've played in Europe 7 times out of the last 10 Seasons; 8 if you include The Intertoto Cup (which I don't).

As for history Pete, at least we have some! The Smogs have nothing; won nothing - done nothing! And that's both Boros... - the bankrupt one and the one that's never, ever sold out its Riversh!te Stadium...

On the other hand, maybe I'm being premature in my mockery; maybe tonight's the night? Maybe tonight there'll finally be the kind of support you dream of - a sell out crowd! Smogs vs Brighton & H A in the Carling Cup.

Enjoy the Match Pete. I know an ardent fan such as yourself will be there... (as usual).

Cheers!
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teams like Barry Island can get in!!
But Boro can't!!! Excellent! Thanks Pete; never thought of that one! HOHOHOHOHOH
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well 5-0 to the toon
and boro are still strugling with brighton.
worlds apart

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Well done Newcastle, you beat a Butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker ..... wasn't there an estate agent on the pitch somewhere??

BORO thrashed 11 PROFESSIONAL footballers!! WooooooHoooooo!!!

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after extra time....second divison
been a hard night for boro tough opossiton

night pete

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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 07:25 AM
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Sorry for not replying earlier Pete, but I was tired after a night of cheering all those goals! Traffic was heavy too, due to the 36,004 crowd at St James' Park. If I'd wanted to get home early, I should've gone to the Riversh!te Stadium -

10,435!!! PATHETIC!!!

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Bankruptcy! Bankruptcy! Bankruptcy!

"You can NEVER sell all your tickets..."
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 07:31 AM
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you will shown to be TOTALLY outclassed
Who by Pete?

Thanks for the reverse prediction again. It worked this time! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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