Blaines Next Act Of Endurance...... (Sport Related)
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World famous illusionist/nitwit David Blaine is already planning a new mind-boggling act of endurance, Row Z can exclusively reveal.
The 'street magician' - currently suspended in a glass box over London's glamorous River Thames - is planning to obtain a Tottenham FC season ticket and watch every home match for the rest of the season.
"There's no trickery involved and no way of escape," said Blaine, speaking exclusively to Row Z. "For me it's all about pushing the envelope of human endurance - stretching my tolerance levels to the limit.
"I'm not worried about the first few games, I'm worried about what happens later, when I'm tired and disorientated and just about ready to lose my mind."
Blaine claims to have rigorously prepared for the challenge by undergoing an intensive 30-year programme of not watching Spurs.
However, some experts believe Blaine's latest attempt to shock the public is a step too far.
"There are limits to what a man can put himself through," said official Row Z doctor Hertz van Rental.
"If he does attempt to go a whole season, watching Spurs could induce serious side-effects such as dementia, hallucinations - one poor soul once told me he had seen Bobby Zamora score a goal.
"It's not big, it's not clever and I don't think we should be encouraging Mr Blaine."
Spurs boss Glenn Hoddle growled: "He doesn't fancy a game, does he?"
The 'street magician' - currently suspended in a glass box over London's glamorous River Thames - is planning to obtain a Tottenham FC season ticket and watch every home match for the rest of the season.
"There's no trickery involved and no way of escape," said Blaine, speaking exclusively to Row Z. "For me it's all about pushing the envelope of human endurance - stretching my tolerance levels to the limit.
"I'm not worried about the first few games, I'm worried about what happens later, when I'm tired and disorientated and just about ready to lose my mind."
Blaine claims to have rigorously prepared for the challenge by undergoing an intensive 30-year programme of not watching Spurs.
However, some experts believe Blaine's latest attempt to shock the public is a step too far.
"There are limits to what a man can put himself through," said official Row Z doctor Hertz van Rental.
"If he does attempt to go a whole season, watching Spurs could induce serious side-effects such as dementia, hallucinations - one poor soul once told me he had seen Bobby Zamora score a goal.
"It's not big, it's not clever and I don't think we should be encouraging Mr Blaine."
Spurs boss Glenn Hoddle growled: "He doesn't fancy a game, does he?"
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