With four weeks to go before the start of the season, newly rich London also-rans Chelsea appear to have scooped the transfer deal of the Year. In an unprecedented move the London club's new owner Roman Abramovich is reported to have signed every player in the premiership. The record breaking GBP3.4 billion bid is expected to be concluded on Friday morning. Pressed for a comment on the breaking news, Abramovich was quick to set the story straight.



"Whilst it is true that we have signed 674 new players, I would like to quash the rumour that we are in any way connected with a bid for Emile

Heskey". "We're not stupid!!"

 

err, old one fulham71..........maybe check out grovesy's thread

funny joke though, just like the other team in fulham...
c'mon you blues

 

He migh reconsider a bid when he's knocked in 20+ plus goals this season....

 

ash thats the funniest thing ive ever read on this board
well done

 

abramovich or heskey for 20+ goals?

I know who i'd back and he never played for leicester