But blooming hosepipe ban

doing my pigging head in !!

Will be giving the girl a good seeing to today and by hand


Just thought I would get that off my chest.............

 

You can always pop to wales for a free go with the hose pipe must be very frustrating for you peeps down there
kev

 

It sure is. A bucket and a jug dones not quite cut it when it comes to stubburn mud.

 

kev
now you are just taking the **** !!
bet you are standing next to a full reservoir with your pressure washer


well just finished it, took me 3 hours, all cleaned, in and out, glass polished and exhaust polished

now off to a bbq, so no doubt horrible london roads will get me car dirty again

OH WELL SUN IS SHINING SO NOT ALL BAD

 

afternoon's work well done then.

 

Brillo pad?

 

Mr Muscle oven cleaner for the bodywork
and **** bang stain and drain for the wheels and upholstery

 

hope that was a typo rob

budgie

 

Nope, for some bizarre reason that particular cleaning product has been referred to as '**** Banger' in our house for as long as I can remember

 

blimey..you two certainly have odd names for bedroom games

 

Going cheap

Serioulsy it must be a nightmare Chris I bet you would use far less water with the hosepipe than you do chucking a few buckets of water over the car.

 

can i come to yours next time shonas cleaning

budgie

 

Specially trying to get the bits of foam under the spoiler, whole bucket for a little bit.


And the ad on the radio really ***** me off, a hose use's 500lts an hour, a watering can uses only 7lts, so are they trying to say it takes an hour to fill and use a watering can?

Well 500lts devided by the 7lts equals around 70hrs, which means it take best part of week to do one job that you can do in hour with a hose, like no one's going to refill their watering can

 

me too

budgie

 

yeah!

 

posted this on a previous thread

7-8 buckets to rinse
the 2 bucket method to wash
2 buckets to wash the wheels
7-8 buckets to rinse
4 buckets to rinse wheels
1 bucket to chamois

so around 25 buckets to wash/clean the car !!!

and i know i use a lot less with the pressure washer.

tossers havent got a clue what they are talking about..but hey i can pressure wash my 80 ft driveway but not my car??

oh and just to rub salt into the wounds..its now fecking pissing down outside..bloody monsoon right now !!!!

 

thanks for all your support....barsteward

 

Sorry Chris

I use a pressure washer and when you actually see how wet the drive is after washing the car you realise how little water you do use, a bucket is a far more wastfull method in my opinion as well.

 

yeah but because car drivers are easy targets, we always get it in the neck..*******

but the good news is i can fill up my 25,000 gallon swimming pool, hot tub and fountain....that is after i have jetwashed my huuuuge drive, washed down my patio and pressure washed all my windows....

 

is your pool so big because you are so fat

budgie

 

i thought your pool size was based on your dick size, so yes mine is 25,000 gallons

 

damn!! I can`t spell millimetres!!!

 

mm`s That`ll do.

so to start and finish my joke....

" I think you mean mm`s Chris"

 

fair play chris
cliff told me you were a big dick

budgie

 

I`ve heard that Chris checks the hand size of any girl he dates...

.....if they`ve got big hands its a no-no

....big hands can make little things look even smaller when handled

 

Today............I mostly............fitted decking into moy gaaaaaarden

That means..............I mostly have.............a burnt head.....a burnt ear, and strangely..............another burnt ear, and a red nose

Anyhoo, whats the symptoms of sun stroke? Is it talking ****e, not knowing what you are saying and basically feeling like you`re drunk?

 

what about talking to yourself?

 

yup all of the above symptons...nutter


oh and 25,000 mm is 984 inches so lucky me

and budgie

 

I knew that...................BIG BOY

 

no u didnt,


"do the math "