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Old 03 June 2006, 10:30 AM
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But blooming hosepipe ban

doing my pigging head in !!

Will be giving the girl a good seeing to today and by hand


Just thought I would get that off my chest.............
Old 03 June 2006, 12:46 PM
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You can always pop to wales for a free go with the hose pipe must be very frustrating for you peeps down there
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Old 03 June 2006, 01:03 PM
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It sure is. A bucket and a jug dones not quite cut it when it comes to stubburn mud.
Old 03 June 2006, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by kjdmk1
You can always pop to wales for a free go with the hose pipe must be very frustrating for you peeps down there
kev
kev
now you are just taking the **** !!
bet you are standing next to a full reservoir with your pressure washer


well just finished it, took me 3 hours, all cleaned, in and out, glass polished and exhaust polished

now off to a bbq, so no doubt horrible london roads will get me car dirty again

OH WELL SUN IS SHINING SO NOT ALL BAD
Old 03 June 2006, 03:26 PM
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afternoon's work well done then.
Old 03 June 2006, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SC008Y_MAD
It sure is. A bucket and a jug dones not quite cut it when it comes to stubburn mud.
Brillo pad?
Old 04 June 2006, 04:06 PM
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Mr Muscle oven cleaner for the bodywork
and **** bang stain and drain for the wheels and upholstery
Old 04 June 2006, 04:37 PM
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Mr Muscle oven cleaner for the bodywork
and **** bang stain and drain for the wheels and upholstery
hope that was a typo rob

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Old 04 June 2006, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by peter budgen
hope that was a typo rob

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Nope, for some bizarre reason that particular cleaning product has been referred to as '**** Banger' in our house for as long as I can remember
Old 04 June 2006, 06:38 PM
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blimey..you two certainly have odd names for bedroom games
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Going cheap

Serioulsy it must be a nightmare Chris I bet you would use far less water with the hosepipe than you do chucking a few buckets of water over the car.
Old 04 June 2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Bottomfeeder
Nope, for some bizarre reason that particular cleaning product has been referred to as '**** Banger' in our house for as long as I can remember
can i come to yours next time shonas cleaning

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Old 04 June 2006, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Scooby Sport
I bet you would use far less water with the hosepipe than you do chucking a few buckets of water over the car.

Specially trying to get the bits of foam under the spoiler, whole bucket for a little bit.


And the ad on the radio really ***** me off, a hose use's 500lts an hour, a watering can uses only 7lts, so are they trying to say it takes an hour to fill and use a watering can?

Well 500lts devided by the 7lts equals around 70hrs, which means it take best part of week to do one job that you can do in hour with a hose, like no one's going to refill their watering can
Old 04 June 2006, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Swen6


And the ad on the radio really ***** me off, a hose use's 500lts an hour, a watering can uses only 7lts, so are they trying to say it takes an hour to fill and use a watering can?
me too

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yeah!
Old 04 June 2006, 09:27 PM
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posted this on a previous thread

7-8 buckets to rinse
the 2 bucket method to wash
2 buckets to wash the wheels
7-8 buckets to rinse
4 buckets to rinse wheels
1 bucket to chamois

so around 25 buckets to wash/clean the car !!!

and i know i use a lot less with the pressure washer.

tossers havent got a clue what they are talking about..but hey i can pressure wash my 80 ft driveway but not my car??

oh and just to rub salt into the wounds..its now fecking pissing down outside..bloody monsoon right now !!!!
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Originally Posted by Silver Scooby Sport


Going cheap

Serioulsy it must be a nightmare Chris I bet you would use far less water with the hosepipe than you do chucking a few buckets of water over the car.
thanks for all your support....barsteward
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Sorry Chris

I use a pressure washer and when you actually see how wet the drive is after washing the car you realise how little water you do use, a bucket is a far more wastfull method in my opinion as well.
Old 04 June 2006, 10:02 PM
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yeah but because car drivers are easy targets, we always get it in the neck..*******

but the good news is i can fill up my 25,000 gallon swimming pool, hot tub and fountain....that is after i have jetwashed my huuuuge drive, washed down my patio and pressure washed all my windows....
Old 04 June 2006, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
yeah but because car drivers are easy targets, we always get it in the neck..*******

but the good news is i can fill up my 25,000 gallon swimming pool, hot tub and fountain....that is after i have jetwashed my huuuuge drive, washed down my patio and pressure washed all my windows....
is your pool so big because you are so fat

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Old 04 June 2006, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by peter budgen
is your pool so big because you are so fat

budgie
i thought your pool size was based on your dick size, so yes mine is 25,000 gallons
Old 04 June 2006, 10:21 PM
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damn!! I can`t spell millimetres!!!
Old 04 June 2006, 10:22 PM
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mm`s That`ll do.

so to start and finish my joke....

" I think you mean mm`s Chris"
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
i thought your pool size was based on your dick size, so yes mine is 25,000 gallons
fair play chris
cliff told me you were a big dick

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Old 04 June 2006, 10:34 PM
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I`ve heard that Chris checks the hand size of any girl he dates...

.....if they`ve got big hands its a no-no

....big hands can make little things look even smaller when handled
Old 04 June 2006, 10:43 PM
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Today............I mostly............fitted decking into moy gaaaaaarden

That means..............I mostly have.............a burnt head.....a burnt ear, and strangely..............another burnt ear, and a red nose

Anyhoo, whats the symptoms of sun stroke? Is it talking ****e, not knowing what you are saying and basically feeling like you`re drunk?
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what about talking to yourself?
Old 04 June 2006, 10:57 PM
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yup all of the above symptons...nutter


oh and 25,000 mm is 984 inches so lucky me

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Originally Posted by SwissTony
25,000 mm is 984 inches so lucky me
I knew that...................BIG BOY
Old 05 June 2006, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by v5 man
I knew that...................BIG BOY
no u didnt,


"do the math "



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