south park darnley, near the B&Q i was the guy who overtook u on the red and white evo i think u woz just breaking it in , but i would have still pi55ed on u

very nice car mate very nice indeed luv the new lights

 

That was me mate, I just laughed when I seen your car I thought it was a barbers pole red n white Yuk, I was nearly sick in my new beauty

I was going to give you a good thrashing but thought I'm not going to waste my time on an old Lancer hahahahahaha

 

lol

 

rofl u mean u paid homage and didnt wanna embarres yourself

and nice to meet u pity i didnt see u too fast to even spot u

 

lol just realised u are a lassie im so so sorry i thought u woz a guy so i was giving u my manly bullsh1t

nice to see u joanne

 

And now he changes his tune.....

 

yeah coz its a lady and i like ladies but will still whip her good eezy peezy

in a straight line mate only 4 scoobs i know that will be fast against me andy f will pi55 on me easily only for now , j banks maybe he will beat me , the nice sti at the glenrothes airstrip will give me a good race i saw he was real fast, so sorry thats only 3 scoobs i know off


as long as i dont blow up the engine that is

im sorry im not being cocky anyone who know me no i just talk sh1te here all the time

 

Scuse me mo, I remember whuppin' your *** at the airstrip as well x 2!!!

 

and yeah u did unlucky and fair my car needed the doctor it was slower than my 2 litre diesel

 

Hi Moses

Your car actually looked kinda cool, in a butch sort of way.

How about I bring my scooby to the airstrip and lets see if I whip your ***
If not, then you can kiss mine

xx

 

 

lol your welcome joanne and are u cute or what u young

 

She's not your type Moses.

 

rofl u seen her then

 

John recently remapped my car Moses, it is really flying now that it's fully run in.
He's nice guy is John, pity he's already married
What age are you Moses ? How would you describe yourself ?
Sorry if this sounds like a dating agency but it's no good being 'available' if nobody knows about it !

 

lol john is a real nice guy just like to joke with him and he gets paranoid and does more tuning to his car but he is cool

i just turned 27 and am married and have a lil baby girl at 9 months old and i luv polygamy


u must have met the cool dude alan g too



i was admiring your sti, the front looks awesome coz of the lights and stuff

 

I have met Alan G at Knockhill but he is a bit too old for me !

I like my men active, well built and tanned

I was thinking about taking the Sti out at Knockhill but feel a bit awkward being the only girl out there. Not sure I've got the '*****' to do it

 

if u like a bronze man im your man and well built and very energetic i can take on 4 wives in one day and u like melted chocolate over your body luv im the choc master

 

Calling Dougster, calling Dougster

If you get don the gym mate you'll meet all her selection criteria

Paul

 

just in case u get the wrong idea i dont mean my sexiness melts like choccie i mean i luke nutella

 

Just happen to have a pic of myself taken at the last Glasgow meat!!

And Corner to moi!

 

lol dougster def not look like that he was darker than me one time but no more doug u need to book a few session at body bronzing im so lucky im all naturelle im worth it bonna petite

 

Hey Joanne, i'm single 28 and you could grate cheese on my six pack. I'll show it to you at a meet sometime

 

hye scoobee he is bol-llo--x im your man ask all the nice guys here they will tell u im the sexiest i was ever more sexier when i was 11 stones now im 15 but not fat xxxxxx

 

nae b*ll*cks here. 6% body fat taken 4 months ago when i was into my racing cycling in a big way.

Common girl you know it makes sense - lol

 

cmoan its meant to read

 

lol @ sparkster

scoobee dont listen to him im bronze all way through and that means im big as in big tongue too

 

see scoobeee im good for your health see everyones all excited


so that means im real exciting girl will treat u like a princess and shall do the good things in life often

 

lol - man i cant compeat here - moses you smoothie

 

rofl u aint seen nothing yet

scoobee if u woz my girl i will give u a tongue bath every night baby your lips shall be my wine and i shall drink till my hearts content xxx oh yeah princess im the luv master


sparkster no worries mate i will find u a nice girl too promise