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Old 16 November 2011, 07:28 PM
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How not to sell your car, even if it is a pile of junk
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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-m...-mods/91663035
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Old 16 November 2011, 07:38 PM
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I gave up after about 10 seconds. The Jeremy Kyle talk on there made me want to punch the screen
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Old 16 November 2011, 07:42 PM
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O dear!!! Someone one was smoking
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that is quite funny.
What test-pilots are you gonna get selling a non-turbo???
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Old 16 November 2011, 07:54 PM
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just about 10 miles from me maybe he was on his third bottle of buckfast when he did that advert
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utter pr*** more like .... u dont say stuff like that on an add ..harsh but seriously
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What a complete helmet.
Must be a wind up surely......
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Originally Posted by mshill
How not to sell your car, even if it is a pile of junk
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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-m...-mods/91663035

i just text the guy and asked if he was handicap this geezer total idiot
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Originally Posted by playtime
i just text the guy and asked if he was handicap this geezer total idiot


Post the reply you get.
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Haha must be a wind up... A while back someone did something like this on fleabay with a chavved up Corsa and it had well over 50k+ views on the advert counter at the bottom.

Although the guy who did it was actually half intelligent and funny at the same time. This guy on gumtree just seems like a complete spastic.
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Old 21 November 2011, 11:22 PM
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Has the complimentary chav Lexus lights to match his 'txt spk'.

Utter spaz!
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Originally Posted by MattyB1983


Post the reply you get.
Answer back?

Read it nl find out.

I said to him it was like a jeremy kyle script book.
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His last reply,


Aye done same for many yrs started ad out as normal but was fedup with dreamers and as u say no cash test pilots so thot I'd have a laff narrow the genuine from the donkies its seems to have worked as at first a had silly people txt n fone one guy asked if I'd do finance Haha ffs crazy generation of youngsters then he foned me the other day telling me his life story and that he is saving up lol. I rolled about laffing my **** off lol
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That sort of writing boils my p1ss. I didn't get further than the second line.
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Offered him a grand and he said no, he would only accept £800...and wouldnt budge on the price
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omfg theres one born every day,.,,,,,,,,,,,,
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The shot of the spare wheel well sells it for me! Not many people consider putting a photo like that in the advert! Good angle of the car, possibly its best angle even!

What a muppet!
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Old 22 November 2011, 06:22 PM
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Anyone ever see the ad for the guy selling a mint green focus on eBay? Comedy gold that.

This guys just a dobber.
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Old 22 November 2011, 06:55 PM
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Surely that add has been written by the KING OF RETARDS.
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Old 22 November 2011, 09:40 PM
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lol me and the wife was bidding on it when on ebay spoke to the bloke and he's alright just got pissed off with all the **** that comes with selling a scooby
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Old 23 November 2011, 06:03 PM
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jeeshush chrisht,it read like a script from rab c nesbit
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