not sure if everybody seen this

 

So how does he fall unconscious from a little tap like that... why does his wife have to "rescue" him from the rear window

A crash was the best thing to happen to a car that ugly though.

 

Also he supposedly had scratches all over his face

 

... no seatbelt by the sounds of it

 

His wife was not rescuing him from the back. She was trying to pull him off the woman he was f***ing. He caught the handbrake with his foot and it rolled into a tree. Sounds more plausible than the bull thats in the papers to me. lol

 

you'd have thought he'd have his own "driver"

 

who cares

 

His missus had to smash the rear screen with a golf club (she convieniently was holding) to get him out. Rather than just open the drivers door!! I would hazard a guess that after a blazing row (and him getting his face scratched) he jumped in his car and went to pull away. She smashed the rear screen with said golf club, he shat himself and stood on the go pedal. Hence running over a fire hydrant and ploughing into a tree. Obviously this is all speculation (as he can afford expensive lawyers - I can't). Even if his missus is a psyco - I still would

 

ive had bigger poos than that crash