salsa-king

yes thats right, so of you already know this but went to pick Amanda up last night...Salsa Cd playing...Neons all glowing, got to her house, turned ignition off (left keys in) just jumped out the car to show her the FLASHING neon Tshirt i was wearing...didn't take any notice of the warning CHIRP to telll me the car will lock and arm in 15 seconds!! 15 seconds goes so fast!

BL@@DY car locks its self up with NEON's still on and Cd stil playing!!
HOW SILLY DID I FEEL?????? answers on a post cars to the usual address please.....

lucky for me she only lives 15mis away from me, so a quick fone call to dad.....he came with the spare set to get me back into the car!

its never happed b4 and it wont happen again!!

auto arm is very good, when you get in your car and start up, 15seconds later it locks allthe doors...stops you being HiJacked at traffic lights etc!

but no good when you forget!!!!!!!

tnx everyone for the TEXT of support last night...just had to tell you. MTR lucky i didn't need to smash any glass!!


Phil

johnfelstead

hahaha

clasic.

I hope the muppets dont see this! LOL

bug-eyed wonder

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck..

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

His sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

salsa-king

so i'm about as much use as a chocolate fire gaurd then? lol
good job i'm not a chauffeur!


Phil