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A man from South Wales has today stumbled across one of the biggest kept secrets in history.

For years, car enthusiasts have wondered why there has been a steady increasing number of Mitsubishi Evo's in the South Wales area. Many have been led to believe that it is because of the 'so called' performance they contain. However, today we can reveal the real reason for this infestation!

One in-bread from Bargoed has genetically modified the so called monster and is growing them at a rate of 5 per day on his waste land not far off the A470.

For months he has been taking orders for such vehicles and growing them to customer specifications. Mr Mitsuboshi did not car to be interviewed but a spokesperson did make the following statement,

"Failing to re-produce the much sought after Subaru STI version 8, in Mica black, Mr Mitsuboshi could only go for second best and produce the Evo, due to his field having such rich quantities of **** in its soil. He would like to go on the record and state that he has a family to support and needed to earn some money, that was the only reason for the production of second class motors."

This is a great concern for not only the people who have bought cars from Mr Mitsuboshi, but other current road users across the South Wales area. It gives the public a false impression when they see somebody driving around in one of these cars, and think to themselves,

"Yes, I will get one of those".

This finding could not have come any sooner with the pending Wales Rally GB. Now with the truth finally out, true rally and speed fans can go into the car market with open eyes. Who knows, they may even find a rare Subaru, then their life can be complete.

This is Jonny Quickas****mota, for True News, Swansea.

 

like it dude, very good

 

I've had an Evo IX growing for some time of this chap.

It's been delayed becase it needs to get a little more sunlight when flowering because of the red paint requested.

Ended up paying by magic beans too.