A mate and i at work at trying to wind up his Son, he is currently selling his car on ebay and want to pose as a potential (thick) buyer by asking stupid questions about the car.

We only have two at the moment, they are:

1.What sort of milage do you get before it needs a recharge
2. Where did you get your hands on this very rare prototype


The car is a burgandy Honda Integra 1.8.


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- Are the tyres included in the price?
- Has it been converted to run on unleaded, or is it still on 4*?

 

- from the advert on the radio at the moment... "what size is the cup holder? could it take a skinny mocha choca latte grande?" if he replies you can always follow up with "what about a diet coke?" etc etc

5t.

 

- Would you consider delivering the car? I live in Nigeria
- I like the look of the car you have advertised, can i have your bank details?
- Ive heard this model comes with 3 wheel steering, how does that affect the fuel economy?

 

- Has it had the overhead cam flange knuckle safety recall carried out?

 

Would you consider a take now pay later deal ?

I would like to pay for the car over 48 instalments, do you offer interest free credit.

 

Could you just sell me the wiring loom?

Has it ever been raced, rallied or used in a drive-by shooting?

Does it have the earlier wooden crankshaft, or the later plastic one?

Is there room in the boot for a full-sized adult male?

 

 

do you take ugandan dollars

does the gearbox come as part of the deal

 

have you ever had sex in the car?

change that to "have you ever masterbated in the car?"

 

whats the item number so we can see his replies

if i put diesel in it will i improve the mpg?

 

would you consider a px with my 08 impreza

 

Just post the Ebay link up and let us all have a crack

 

Can I have it in black?

Does it have a leather exterior?

Does the rear view mirror work?

Is the picture to scale or is that the actual size of the car?

If my bid wins can you post the car to me in installments?

 

Why is it so cheap I would pay twice what your asking for such a vehicle.

When was it repaired, my father owned it from new and it wasn't the same after he rolled it.

Has it ever been used to pick up hitch hikers ?

Would you swap it for a Honda Integra ??? Same car ?

Could my Mum drive it ?

Does it have reversing camera's

When does the manufacturers warranty expire ?

Would you bring it to ( the farthest place away from you in the UK ) for me to look at it, I could meet you in my local Tesco's

I am 7ft 11 would it be possible for you to take the drivers seat out to allow me to test drive ?

 

is this it?

only red/bergundy one I can see

Find honda integra on eBay within, Honda, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 27-Oct-07 21:44:19 BST)

 

Hi mate, is it possible to have your car for the weekend to give it a thorough test drive and to make sure all is ok, make sure its got a full tank of petrol. I`ll let you know after the weekend whether i am interested or not.

 

Can you fit a small monkey in the glove box?

 

Just asked him this

Does this car have a turbo and a boost gauge? Do the seats recline as my girlfreinds a bit of a goer?Have you had a lot of trouble with your girlfreind at all(being very horny like?)

 

ask him does he replace the foo foo valve when serviced

 

How much empty space is there behind the dashboard and the door cards?

Does it have a wipe-clean interior?

Is the upholstery flammable?

 

Is the flux capacitor still in full working order?

 

Can i pay you for a 1 yr extra warranty scheme

 

Can I take it out on a test drive and bring it back in 3 years time.

Is there a refund policy if I don't like the way the car does handbrake turns.

Also can I hav a refund if i can't beat a Koenigsegg.

Is there a enough room in the back to put three dead bodies or will I hav to cut them up.

Can I hav a refund on the car after I've dumped a couple of bodies (I will except a bit less back if there is blood stains)

 

little too extreme, maybe stop watching scarface as much

 

How much petrol is in the tank?

 

I've asked him if he'd respray it for me before I purchase - I'd like it in white please.

 

Are batteries included?

 

 

we still havent a link for christs sake. (no disrespect to jesus and god etc)