A man was driving down the road and ran out of fuel. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of fuel."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?

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The bee answered,"BP."

I see you smilingJ

 

So the morale to the story is to keep bees and avoid fuel tax

 

The actual answer is; don't put Bee Pee in an Impreza they don't run well on it.......

 

Edited for accuracy!

 

superb as always

 

Aww, ta mate!

Any developements on the insurance front?

Hope it gets sorted quickly!

Ns04

 

Very Good!!

Kind regards


Alan MaC

 

having a mare. bump on friday is being claimd against me. fair enough, was my fault, but im trying to arrange for me to pay the bill not my insurers.

but now on the blower trying to sort out repairs for my car from the insurers. as i got the details of the other guy, i get a free hire car! good mine will want for nothing.

 

Your fault? I thought u were t-boned, by some1 pulling out of a junction?

 

believe it or not ive got two claims going on simulatiously lol

on friday i bumped into a vectra, which was my fault. im offering to pay up for the damage to save a years ncb.

yestredays accident was the serious one, when i was t-boned off the junction. why do you think i keep getting told i have little luck with cars

 

yestredays accident was the serious one, when i was t-boned off the junction. why do you think i keep getting told i have little luck with cars[/QUOTE]

Ever considered it may be your driving technique?

 

Ever considered it may be your driving technique?[/quote]

ever considered getting lost?

please explain how travelling down a straight road and being hit on the drivers side of my car by a car pulling from a t-junction is down to my technique. ******.

 

I dont know whats worse.....

1) David telling a joke

or

2) David spending 15hrs formatting that post



Regards,
Shaun.

 

I think Luminous is right. Since gas rates are getting higher, this story should serve as our inspiration. Let's keep bees!


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Antonio

 

Shaun, You know me, l'm no tecchie and formatting a post is not something I'd even have the vaguest idea how to do . I just pasted it in [ see!, I am getting better ] from an email. There was a graphic of a Bee peeing into a fuel tank, but that got lost on the way.

At that point l though ' ah well', the rest of it looks alright.

That'll do.

David APi

 

PMSL