The right fuel for an Impreza turbo - I don't think so !!
24 April 2007, 09:10 AM
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The right fuel for an Impreza turbo - I don't think so !!
A man was driving down the road and ran out of fuel. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of fuel."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?
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The bee answered,"BP."
I see you smilingJ
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of fuel."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?
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The bee answered,"BP."
I see you smilingJ
24 April 2007, 09:20 AM
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The actual answer is; don't put Bee Pee in an Impreza they don't run well on it.......
24 April 2007, 09:21 AM
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of fuel. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of fuel."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?
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The bee answered,"BP."
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The man smiled as he went on his way, but little did he know that he would only get 1 mile down the road before his Subaru's engine detonated itself to bits.
He went back to the bees to complain, but they protested: "nowt to do with BP mate, must be your MAF"
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The moral of this story is: BP aint no substitute for VP!!
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of fuel."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?
Scroll down
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The bee answered,"BP."
Scroll down
The man smiled as he went on his way, but little did he know that he would only get 1 mile down the road before his Subaru's engine detonated itself to bits.
He went back to the bees to complain, but they protested: "nowt to do with BP mate, must be your MAF"
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The moral of this story is: BP aint no substitute for VP!!
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having a mare. bump on friday is being claimd against me. fair enough, was my fault, but im trying to arrange for me to pay the bill not my insurers.
but now on the blower trying to sort out repairs for my car from the insurers. as i got the details of the other guy, i get a free hire car! good mine will want for nothing.
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on friday i bumped into a vectra, which was my fault. im offering to pay up for the damage to save a years ncb.
yestredays accident was the serious one, when i was t-boned off the junction. why do you think i keep getting told i have little luck with cars
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yestredays accident was the serious one, when i was t-boned off the junction. why do you think i keep getting told i have little luck with cars[/QUOTE]
Ever considered it may be your driving technique?
[/QUOTE]Ever considered it may be your driving technique?
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ever considered getting lost?
please explain how travelling down a straight road and being hit on the drivers side of my car by a car pulling from a t-junction is down to my technique. ******.
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I think Luminous is right. Since gas rates are getting higher, this story should serve as our inspiration. Let's keep bees!
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. I just pasted it in [ see!, I am getting better ] from an email. There was a graphic of a Bee peeing into a fuel tank, but that got lost on the way.At that point l though ' ah well', the rest of it looks alright.
That'll do.
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