rsquire

John,

The fax is not available at the moment so I apologise for posting our contractual details here

So, here's a summary of the new contract for the 2001 season

Driver's Responsibilities:

1. Allow NO external distractions while performing for the team
2. No denigration of the the Team principals
3. No denigration, divise remarks regarding the team sponsors
4. no dismisive comments, directed at the opposing drivers
5. Team orders will be followed at all times regardless of personal cost
6. Team and sponsors headware will be worn at all times
7. At least one hand will be on the steering wheel of team vehicles at all times, while said vehicle is in motion
8. Driver is responsible for supplying ALL tyres
9. Any service required outside of a designated service area will be performed by the driver with the assistance of the co-driver

In recognition of the above services the team are happy to offer you the following rewards for you driving services:

Twelve Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings!
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
One Partridge in a Pear Tree

I am sure that you will find this package superior to that offered by any other team that provides Subarus to it drivers

Upon satisfactory contract signature, the team shall deliver said re-imbursement over a period of twelve days commencing the 25th December 2000

i hope to find that this offer is to your satisfaction and look forward to you joining the team for the 2001 season.



Richard
Manager
Driver Internship Program
Squire World Racing Team

TonyNesta

ROFLOL!

johnfelstead

1) damn, that means no radio 5 Live whilst on track!!
2)Thats a hard one!!
3)Thats even harder!!!
4)Bloody hell, and i thought 2 & 3 were hard!!
5)Sounds only fair. Wouldn't ask me to do something dangerous would you rich?? would you??
6)no probs, keep me head warm (i need to)
7)Oh, surely number 6 and 7 aint compatible?? What do i choose, warm head or steering? This one needs a clause attaching i think!
8)Ouch, this one hurts!
9)Same as in the service area then!

Wooo Hooo, Pay Rise

Tell you what, get me Eight French Maids A Laying and forget the rest of the stuff and we have a deal!!