Ok, boy's n girl's i finally out foxed the sucker! you know what i mean the eight legged fat bodied creepy spider that live's inside your wing mirror,he wait's while you wash the car ,dry and polish it and put it back on the drive. Then he strike's weaving his nasty sticky web across to the door,just to **** you off! but hey today i caught a daddy long legs and fed him into the web as bait and bang as quick as a flash out came the enemy to enjoy dinner.Faster than a speeding scooby i knock him to the floor and escort him off the premise's yes how sweet was the victory!!!!

A bed time story from uncle Mike....

 

Absolutely!
And so much more interesting reading than yet another tale of "How I raced the Stig (disguised to look like a balding, middle-aged, depressesd rep chappie) in an M3 (disguised to look like an ancient & seriously knackered Ford Fiesta), barely keeping up with him on the straight, before finally losing him 'in da twisties'!"
All those months of plotting the little ****e's destruction finally came together, eh? You shall easy tonight my friend!

 

bugger that for a story when i picked my preza up from the docks it had a web in it about a foot across, luckily my mate who has trade plates drove the car home for me, so the hunt began , after two days of searching i found what looked to be a small vesion of a tarantulla, still it had the body the size of a marble, was either dead or in hibernation but got the size eleven backed up with 15 stone,so think ya sell lucky that most spiders only live in wing mirrors!!!!!!

 

Well done my friend, that'll teach him for pitching up on your pride and joy!

 

Congratulations. No place for pikey spiders. Doss where they want and leave unwanted mess. A successful eviction if you ask me.

 

moles put up more of a fight....

just saying

 

and i thought it was just me that had a spider living in my drivers side mirror!

 

I've actually removed the mirror glass on previous cars to get the ******* out.

Still, it's better than having one inside the car...nothing worse than sticking your head through a cobweb first thing in the morning and then being paranoid that you have a spider crawling on your head throughout the whole journey

 

better hope the animal loving crew dont get a sniff of this, else theyll be round digging up relatives graves for u