So there I am, on a dual-carriageway taking a slip road off that more or less ends up going 180 degrees to join another dual-carriageway. (turning to face the opposite direction, thicky!).

It's wet, and suddenly an M3 (not the saucy new one, though!) pulls in front of me from nowhere (missing me by inches). Having made his point (??), he then decides he's going to leave me behind, but doesn't bank on scooby tooling around him on the outside and leaving him in the rooster-tail of spray...

Couple of minutes later he's sat 1" behind my trusty scoobysport exhaust. I let him re-inflate his pride by moving out of the way. I pulled back after him at a respectful distance and followed him up to 99.999999mph at which point I gave up and settled down again.

Just watched him drive on, braking before every bit of standing water...

Maybe he was busy on his mobile-phone though, eh?

"Designed by Germans, Driven by tossers" (Allegedly).