Kate with the boughs of a tree between her legs - surely too phallic before 21.00 watershed???

Nice tho'...

(Or am I an old married pervert?)

 

Sounds like your perfectly normal.

Jonathan

Married Pervert with same thought

 

JamesH
U a pervet? Nah. Me married too with the same thoughts!

 

Really ?

I can't say I noticed! (much)

Mick

 

I was too busy staring at her chest....!
LOL
Mike

 

I want to be a tree!

Anyone else remember that TV ad??

 

...what tree?

 

Bet she still rates interior trim, cup-holders and fuel economy as more important than grip, handling and "zippy" motors...

Whatever happened to the VBH fanclub thread... Decided we prefer blondes, have we gentlemen?

Moray

 

Come on guys, VBH anyday over Hate Crumble

robski

 

VBH if definately the best. i could watch her thrash a car round the arifield all day every day - and she's started to do advert voice-overs - great !

 

VBH is far finer than that dappy upper class wench any day of the week, you sad, smelly old men Especially you Rainbird you dirty old git, you wanna watch you don't get over excited and give yourself a heart attack

 

Mikey Rainbow likes em a bit older.

Apparently he has problems starting off, but onces hes moving, hes unbeatable.

Oh god, was someone talking about women?
Thought they were on about cars....

robski

 

Never mind the phallic tree branch, Kate was on one of those Holiday programmes early in the week, swimsuits & sarongs no less...

Oh I'm glad 'er indoors doesn't read this site...

 

robski Careful you might upset "Grandad Rainbird", I've heard he wields a mean zimmer frame

 

with age comes wisdom and do not forget the story of old bull and young bull

JD

[This message has been edited by JayDee (edited 14-04-2000).]

 

eh? Please continue JD.....

 

Weaver,
Yeah, but how much did it cost you to insure your STANDARD Cossie compared to me and my 419bhp car....

Age doth have its advantages. And anyway, I only look 21 (no sniggering at the back!).
LOL
Mike

 

Old bull and young bull are standing together at the top end of the field, on a warm spring afternoon, watching the herd or gorgeous young cows eating grass at the other end of the meadow.

Young bull says :

"Phwooorrr - lets charge over there and sh4g some!!!"

Old bull replies :

"No - lets WALK over there and sh4g the lot"

JD

 

I think Mr.Clarkson was right about drivers over 50.

They should be made to take their driving test every 20 minutes

I don't know if you fall into this category Mike, I just thought that older Sierra owners use them to tow a caravan, (unless they are travelling far, when they will take the more reliable Wolsey)

blubs

 

He, He, He I've not heard that one before JD

Mike, you see the Old Gits in Harry Enfield, that's you that is

(tenuous History Today link)

 

Mike: See that pale blue three-wheeler with wheel-chair access and handle-bar controls?

Weaver: I am familiar with such a vehicular mode of transport....

Mike: Well that's your car that is!
ROFLOL :-)

 

Mike,
So you remember it to
I suppose you would being that old......

ROTFLMAOWPIMP

P.S. You're only jealous cos I own the Uncle and you don't

 

ROFL etc PIMP?
Please translate for us old folks...!
Mike

 

Mike,

ROTFLMAOWPIMP=Rolling on the floor laughing my **** off while pi55ing in my pants.