Why does everyone insist on ringing me and asking the following?

How many cats has my car got?
What Spark Plugs do I need, Can you sell me them?
What boost should I be running..

What colour is quickest..

FFS..

DELETE MY ******* MOBILE NUMBER!!!

ARGH.

Oh and the best one was will a RB5 gearbox fit in my car... I dunno.. Can you ring subaru and find out?

NO IM ******* WORKING, YOU DO IT.

ARGH...

ITS My Hobby, the bits I sell are to fund it... I fix ******* computers for a living..

David

 

So, what colour is the fastest David??

 

unlucky m8

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

laffed me ballix off at this

cheers

big sinky

 

David, I can see why this would be annoying, but whilst you're here, could you just tell me how many cats my car has, please?

 

can someone give me Dave's moby number pls. i have a couple of questions for him

 

BTW how much are the spark plugs? and have you any left?

 

Dave

This board is for non-commercial ANTI-Advertising ONLY.

If you would like to take out an anti-banner, please contact me

 

Who Am I Then?, when you speak to him, could you ask him whether silver Scoobs are faster than blue ones, please? Ta.

 

We don't have any cats at home. Can I still drive my Subaru?

 

[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] TK i am NOT DAVID'S PR ASSISTANT, ASK HIM YOURSELF[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

edited to say

YOU AIN'T GETTIN MY ******* MOBILE NUMBER EITHER

[Edited by Who Am I Then? - 20/03/2003 17:35:10]

 

BTW

I'M GOIN HOME NOW SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RINGING ME THERE

 

Jeeez all this shouting has given me a headache

 

Just imagine how anoying it can be when you get 20 mails a day asking the same thing david. *cough* and i dont sell a bloody thing, even for the support of my own hobby. (well not yet, waiting for my video to be produced)

And no, i dont mind at all, it just sometimes takes me a little time to respond.

 

Dave ....... can you come fix my computer then ?

brett

 

PMSL @ Brett

 

Dave , you dont do mobile disco's do you?
a mate has been let down and needs someone next week,
Cheers, Taffyboyo!

 

PMSL at webbies comments
Si

(edited kuz damn smily had a black outline & thats so unprofessional)

[Edited by scooby_si - 3/20/2003 8:14:36 PM]

 

David

I seem to have lost my sunglasses, might be in the car, any ideas where to look???

 

David,

[shakeshead]
You will make your home and mobile numbers available to the public; what a Muppet
[/shakeshead]

Stefan

 

Some of you think he is kidding, but he isn't.

The number of times i have been in his company, and we have been mid conversation and the phone goes, and i can hear the conversation

Some of the questions he gets asked, are to say the least, unbelievable

Steven

 

I don't suppose you know where I put my **** do you?

 

What's this G-spot thingy I've read about?

 

I just took a dump, how much faster is my 0-60 now?

Did i get caught speeding last friday morning?

thanks
robski

 

How do i fit a scud to my Dump valve ?

What BHP will it give?

 

i'm sure there's sympaphy in amongst all the pi$$ take comments
Damn these ignorant peaps who dont have internet access & can ask silly questions online
Si
All this dumping but do u wipe up or down?

 

come on then, Tell us these unbelieveable questions.

Name and shame

thank **** I aint given out my mobile
silly lad

Andy

 

Ha ha..

I dont care about giving out my mobile number (its on the bottom of all emails from my home account.. I dont mind the odd question..

but stupid fooking question.. you really had to hear tonights conversation [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

John... You said mail you


David

 

David, change your mobile network to a premium rate

P.s. number wasnt recognised mate??

R.

 

You have shown the scoobyword you are an expert!!!!

Ignorance is bliss

Col

 

I wonder how long this thread could get?

Don't like to ask... but do you happen to know anything about SEAT's?