I am a cool geezer (bit like the one that Johnie Vaughn plays in 'orrible) and i just thought you lot or-ta know that my car is faster than yours.
No arguements
IT IS!
Sorted
No arguements
IT IS!
Sorted
Scooby Regular
Your car may be faster than mine but
my Mums is faster than yours

Nathan
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my Mums is faster than yours

Nathan

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Scooby Regular
Rubbish,
I've got 1 marble, two fruit salads, and a half eaten Milky Bar that says MINE is quicker than yours.......
Mark
I've got 1 marble, two fruit salads, and a half eaten Milky Bar that says MINE is quicker than yours.......
Mark
Scooby Regular
I've took out all the seats, put a deck chair in the driving position and shaved all the hair off my body!
This makes mine the lightest and the fastest!
This makes mine the lightest and the fastest!
Scooby Regular
edited to remove double-post for some strange reason
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Scooby Regular
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by R19KET:
<B>Rubbish,
I've got 1 marble, two fruit salads, and a half eaten Milky Bar that says MINE is quicker than yours.......
Mark[/quote]
What do you mean rubbish - at least mine will move without having to be pushed so it must be faster than yours

Trout
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<B>Rubbish,
I've got 1 marble, two fruit salads, and a half eaten Milky Bar that says MINE is quicker than yours.......
Mark[/quote]
What do you mean rubbish - at least mine will move without having to be pushed so it must be faster than yours

Trout
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Scooby Regular
Trout,
Given your mapping ability, I'd say it's marginal
Mark
Given your mapping ability, I'd say it's marginal

Mark
Scooby Regular
Mines got silvered out rear windowns and fold in elcy mirrors for that extra aerodynamics 
I also have an official Tigger toy from Florida that gives 100 extra bhp when placed in front of the intercooler

I also have an official Tigger toy from Florida that gives 100 extra bhp when placed in front of the intercooler
Scooby Regular
I think we could do with a 'yawn' smilie it would get quite a bit of use with the way the posting are going at the moment .
oh yea, neary forgot well done Paul for having the fastest car ever
oh yea, neary forgot well done Paul for having the fastest car ever
Scooby Regular
It grieves me that you folks obviously know nothing about cars.
Here, have a look at this:

Now this is a real motor. It has sonic blue paint, Koni shoks (not visible) and I have a leather jacket cos I'm hard. Obviously CONSIDERABLY faster than you!
Here, have a look at this:

Now this is a real motor. It has sonic blue paint, Koni shoks (not visible) and I have a leather jacket cos I'm hard. Obviously CONSIDERABLY faster than you!
Scooby Regular
My mates car's faster than yours!!
MY96 UK Toyota Supra 3.0i Twin Turbo 326BHP!
Manual 6-speed gearbox of course.
What a machine!
If I only had the money to buy it.
The main concern would be.......I cannot fit it in the garage!
Cheers
RickyD
MY96 UK Toyota Supra 3.0i Twin Turbo 326BHP!
Manual 6-speed gearbox of course.
What a machine!
If I only had the money to buy it.
The main concern would be.......I cannot fit it in the garage!
Cheers
RickyD
Scooby Regular
Top Trumps ruled!
Talk about a completely, pointless, yet cool-as game.
Nick
Talk about a completely, pointless, yet cool-as game.
Nick
Scooby Regular
Thats nothing, I got a well sorted three wheel van in yella, and it looks
init. Sort your so called fast mota no probs
init. Sort your so called fast mota no probs
Scooby Regular
i have 8976 bhp at 300 rpm with 45000 nms of torque and thats just at the wheels 
looks like the muppets are breeding beyond their section and into every one elses!

looks like the muppets are breeding beyond their section and into every one elses!
Scooby Regular
yeah, wheelspin is a bit of a problem but then i never drive it. it sits in the garage all year because i have spent a quarter of a million on it 
who would have though i could have tuned my massey ferguson to that sort of power?

who would have though i could have tuned my massey ferguson to that sort of power?
Scooby Regular
Hey, at least I was being honest and not making BHP figures up!!
Let the muppets play somewhere else!
Cheers
RickyD
Let the muppets play somewhere else!
Cheers
RickyD
RickD
My starter motor is more powerful than your mates Supra. I am a Geezer with a Geezers car so therefore it is quicker.
Paul
My starter motor is more powerful than your mates Supra. I am a Geezer with a Geezers car so therefore it is quicker.

Paul
Scooby Regular
Ricky,
I know they can be taken up to 1000bhp, but how many are in the UK, or driven daily??
Anyway, what makes you think I was joking about my figures??
Andy
I know they can be taken up to 1000bhp, but how many are in the UK, or driven daily??
Anyway, what makes you think I was joking about my figures??

Andy