Neil Smalley

Impreza Purity test
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Are you infected with Scoobyits?. Are you Pure
when it comes to all things scooby or have you been
touched by the darkside(what ever that is).

Either put your scores in a reply or mail the answers to me
and I'll collate them. All mails will be anonymous
as will the results. Since I'm quite new here I don't
know anyone anyway.

This is an early version so if you have any more
questions just add them to the list.

Score a point for each yes answer(unless indicated)

Buying the car
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1. Have you owned more than 1 Impreza?
2. Do you currently own more than 1 Impreza(score 2)?
3. Did you Import the car yourself from a non EEC Country(score 2)
4. Did you import the car from Europe?
5. Did you beg your mate for a drive of his Impreza before you brought it?
6. Did you buy a car magazine that had a review of an Impreza
7. After you got it?
8. Do you read every magazine that mentions the Impreza?
9. Do you buy every magazine that mentions the Impreza?

Driving the car
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10. Have you ever exceeded a 30mph limit in your Impreza(score 4)?
11. Have you ever exceeded a 40mph limit in your Impreza(score 3)?
12. Have you ever exceeded a 50mph limit in your Impreza(score 2)?
13. Have you ever exceeded a 70mph limit in your Impreza?
14. Have you ever taken your car to a track?
15. Have you ever taken your car to a track more than once?
16. Do have a clean license(score -1)?
17. Do you have between 3-6 points(score 1)?
18. More than 6 points(score 2)?
19. Have you ever been banned from driving when you were in your
Impreza(score 3)?
20. Do you alter the way you corner just to get the grin factor?
21. Do you do it nearly every time?


Living with the car
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22. Do you talk about your Impreza at the slightest
opportunity?
23. Do you keep to service intervals to within 100 miles?
24. Do you buy every magazine that mentions the word 'Impreza'?
25. Do you clean it daily(score 2)?
26. Weekly?
27. Monthly(score -1)
28. Is your car non standard?
29. How much have you spent on modifications, under £500?
30. Between 500 and 2000(score 2)
31. Between 2000 and 4000(score 3)
32. HOW MUCH?(score 4)?
33. Do you change the oil more frequently than the service intervals?
34. Do you fiddle with geometry settings for fun?

Misc Questions
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35. Do you wave at every Impreza you see?
36. Have you ever driven out of your way just to wave at an Impreza
37. More than 2 miles?
38. Have you ever left a note on an Impreza windscreen saying 'hi'?
39. Have you ever 'raced' another car do prove a point?
40. Have you ever been raced by another car and risen to the bait?
41. Have you ever declined a race because it's stupid,pointless and dangerous(score -2)
42. Do you belong to the SIDC?
43. Do you belong to the IWOC?
44. Do you visit the Scooby BBS less than once a week?
45. More than twice a week(score 2)?
46. Every day(score 3)?
47. Do you wait on it, clicking on refresh to see if a response has got there(score 4)?
48. Do you have a toy Impreza you play with when not driving the real one(score 2)?
49. Do you own a radar/Laser detector because you can't trust yourself?

Weird Questions.
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50. Have you ever made out in an Impreza?
51. Have you have had sex in an Impreza?
52. Have you ever had sex WITH an Impreza(score 100)?
53. Have you ever put an X made out of parcel tape, hoping to get some guidance?
54. Do you have Colin McRae's autograph?
55. Do you have Richard Burn's autograph?
56. Do you actually own an Impreza and don't just hang out here for something to do?
57. Have you done any do it yourself mods that could be regarded as tasteless(Escort
Cosworth wing on a non turbo for example)
58. Have you ever gone out for a 'blat' just after playing Gran Turismo2?
59. Have you ever lied about your cars performance to impress a mate?
60. Did it work?
61. Have you ever lied about your cars performance to impress a potential
boy/girlfriend
62. Did it work?

Scores on the doors
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10-30 Thank God somebody's normal around here. You
have been largely unaffected by the bug known as
scoobyitis. Please help those less fortunate than yourself.

31-62 You are showing the first symptoms. The only
cure is to sell your Impreza and buy one of the below
1. BMW
2. Vauxhall Vectra
3. Any People Carrier

60-80 I'm sorry there is not much we can do. In order
to prevent further damage please cease and desist driving
your Impreza right now. I don't care if you're in the
middle of the M1. DO IT NOW. You're health is at stake.

over 100

There's only one way you can get this score. Seek medical
and mental help right away.




[This message has been edited by Neil Smalley (edited 20-02-2000).]

Philip Thurlow

very goo that Neil - I think you have covered most question there - someones bound to add to it though - they are never satisfied ! lol
well my score was 42

Trout

iTrader: (1)

104

RRTFLMAO

Philip Thurlow

well your just sad then aint ya ! hehehehehe
give me another month and I'll be worse most likely ! hehehehe