Wednesday night whilst parked up outside brothers, 3 .22 air rifle pellet dents in rear wing and rear light cracked, Police simply issued a crime ref over the phone even though I have a good idea of the mental retard who did it. any suggestions as to appropriate action, I do not want to cause any grief for brother ? email. Who is the best for this type of repair ?.

 

F**king B**tards!!

If the paint isn't damaged try your local Dentmaster, they can work wonders.

I'm sure our friend Astraboy (sometime of these boards) would be able to think of a suitable punishment

 

Anyone got a number for Dentmaster???

Tim.

 

Thanks for the replies I am visiting car smart (washington) Monday and have dent wizard (formerley dentmaster) and chips away looking at the car this week.

 

I've just had the dents removed (one is impossible to remove without filler etc) an excellent job on the ones he could reach. talking with the guy if we can get 10 cars together he would look at £25 per panel.

 

am I needed yet?
astraboy.

 

Astraboy,
What services do you offer ? and keep it clean.

 

Chipsaway are expensive, they could not do the dents and to remove approx 8 minor chips I was Quoted £170 !!!!!

 

depends how nasty you want to get. for light relief, Order and inflatable sex doll on his behalf, But address it in his name but the house along. Then wait for them to make the call to him "Hi there, your blow up doll has arrived, want to come pick it up?"

 

for medium punishments, Locate his pet cat/dog/whatever then scour the petshops for identical replacements. Then Replace the animal with a smaller version. Next week do it again with yet a smaller version, and so on and so forth till he has spent 500 or so pounds on vets fees. Then reverse the process till he has his original pet back.

astraboy.

 

For real nasty stuff I suppose attacking every entrance/exit/windowframe with superglue during the night so he cant exit his house for love nor money come the morning is prolly the funniest I can think of ATM.

astraboy.
P.s. want any more?

 

Astraboy,
The sex doll one wont work he is warped in that dept. anyway and apparently they don't come in his size or wear nappies.

No pet as it would die of neglect anyway

 

how about a mini bus of paras? with bats and balaclvas?

 

washington , newcastle?

 

don't get it? when I had my car keyed the cops asked if I suspected anyone. Why not tell them who you suspect and let the coppers 'have a word'?

 

astraboy

some very cool suggestions. i now know who to talk to if i want to be a complete basr@rd.
cheers matey

Kevin

 

After they have gone out break keys off in their locks. Watch and laugh when they can't get in.

 

Go round the neighbourhood and put the runniest doggie do do in a paper bag then when you know there in set light to it on the doorstep and ring the bell, then retire quicky to safe viewing point, when they come out they will then stamp on the bag covering themselves in doggie do do's..

Have used this one its very very funny..........

REVENGE IS SH*T SHAPED

[Edited by Esoteric Beast - 8/21/2002 11:43:14 PM]

 

take the air gun off him and shoot him in the ***** with it that should do the trick!

 

During the night, sneak up to his car, and drain the oil out, keeping it in a container, so there is no drips. ( or you could throw the oil over the car, for extra effect, I doubt he would even think were the oil came from ) Lets see if he has the sense to stop his car when to oil light comes on....
Or simply pouring a pint ( or several ) of milk through the letter box into his house, can release some new fragrances into his home. Gets better through time, especially when it soaks into the carpet. Same applies to heater vents on the car.
Or you can buy a can of expanding foam, and fill up the exhaust system with it. Lets se him try and get that stuff out.

[Edited by ustolemyname??stevieturbo - 8/22/2002 12:55:23 AM]

 

if i were you i'd get shot of it.

boom boom

 

Set him on fire.