Which vehicles seem to be driven mostly by tw@ts?
Which vehicles seem to be driven mostly by tw@ts?
They just like to obey the speed limits.
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04 November 2015, 09:05 PM
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BMW's by a country mile. I drive a BMW so i've made it, you only have to look at the BMW 135 pretend M thread that mattyboy started then got the royal hump when anyone dared to question his vehicles superiority to realise that. What is it about people that think the car they drive somehow makes them AND their car better than everyone and other car on the road.?
05 November 2015, 05:37 AM
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BMW's for the win, tailgaters, undertakers, non signaling, mobile phone using, lane hogging tossers.
I have several mates that drive them, lovely blokes but when they get behind the wheel of their "beemers" they become instant ********.
Bob the builder in his big pick up truck comes a close second, easily identifable by his vehicle, it usually has a macho name like "warrior" or "Animal" notorious for ignoring lane closure signs and cutting in at the last moment and stopping at junctions to give a punter an urgent quote on his mobile whilst drinking coffee.
I have several mates that drive them, lovely blokes but when they get behind the wheel of their "beemers" they become instant ********.
Bob the builder in his big pick up truck comes a close second, easily identifable by his vehicle, it usually has a macho name like "warrior" or "Animal" notorious for ignoring lane closure signs and cutting in at the last moment and stopping at junctions to give a punter an urgent quote on his mobile whilst drinking coffee.
05 November 2015, 07:57 AM
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05 November 2015, 07:58 AM
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MPVs; Usually Picassos (most are badly maintained, use your car as a "feeler guage" when parking and drive in their little own world cutting up and holding up everyone on their way
Luxury SUVs; Especially older ones; Range Rover Sports etc. Drivers, often will declare right of way regardless of them driving on the wrong side of the road
New 4x4 pickups: L200/Navaras; mostly driven by company tax dodgers. Will rather forcibly run you off the road rather than give way to go round a parked car, cut corners, and swipe off your front end when they turn into junctions.
Old 4x4 pickups: Pikeys and farmers, Nuff said; law onto their own.
Transit dropside pickup: Tatters...see above
Mini and Fiat 500 drivers: Mirrors not required, "must be at the front" and seem to think the car ends immediately behind their head when cutting in front of you.
Any car that costs less that £10K when brand new (Kia Picanto, Hyundai i10, Dacias etc.) Always driven by the 40 mph everywhere brigade. Indicators optional.
Luxury/performance German (BMW M, Merc AMG, Audi RS etc) car with pimp tints and huge oversized alloys; often driven by a typical stereotype. Car crash ready to happen; seem to think god will protect them from harm.
Luxury SUVs; Especially older ones; Range Rover Sports etc. Drivers, often will declare right of way regardless of them driving on the wrong side of the road
New 4x4 pickups: L200/Navaras; mostly driven by company tax dodgers. Will rather forcibly run you off the road rather than give way to go round a parked car, cut corners, and swipe off your front end when they turn into junctions.
Old 4x4 pickups: Pikeys and farmers, Nuff said; law onto their own.
Transit dropside pickup: Tatters...see above
Mini and Fiat 500 drivers: Mirrors not required, "must be at the front" and seem to think the car ends immediately behind their head when cutting in front of you.
Any car that costs less that £10K when brand new (Kia Picanto, Hyundai i10, Dacias etc.) Always driven by the 40 mph everywhere brigade. Indicators optional.
Luxury/performance German (BMW M, Merc AMG, Audi RS etc) car with pimp tints and huge oversized alloys; often driven by a typical stereotype. Car crash ready to happen; seem to think god will protect them from harm.
Last edited by ALi-B; 05 November 2015 at 08:00 AM.
