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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 07:29 PM
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Question Which vehicles seem to be driven mostly by tw@ts?

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I wonder if it's because they sit a bit higher up?
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 07:33 PM
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The end.
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 07:38 PM
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The first one is my daily drive
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 07:48 PM
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Nissan Micra drivers FFS
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 07:51 PM
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Bmws
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 07:53 PM
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Nissan Micra drivers FFS
They just like to obey the speed limits.
After all it's 70. The fact there's nothing in the inside lane is irrelevant.
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 07:54 PM
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Nissan Micra drivers FFS
This.
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Taxi drivers mainly all drive like ***** too.
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 08:01 PM
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Anyone who lives in London!!!
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 08:06 PM
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Any VAG car wearing this badge too:-




It's a 2.0 TDi for fcucksake..GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 08:09 PM
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White tranny traffic dodging, "racing" van *****
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White tranny traffic dodging, "racing" van *****
I usually find Vauxhall Insignia drivers like driving like tools!!!
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1st - audis
2nd - audis
3rd - audis

Maybe it's just aberdeenshire?
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 08:19 PM
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german cars
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyboy1
I usually find Vauxhall Insignia drivers like driving like tools!!!
poor mans repmobile crying because he has lost his bmw
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman Dog
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I wonder if it's because they sit a bit higher up?
Fat ******* next door has one! ...and you all know the problems I have with that scrounging tit.
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 09:36 PM
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Include all parcel delivery vans they drive like they're in gta!!
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 09:54 PM
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Those with wheels.
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 10:00 PM
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Audi`s by a country mile; it all starts at Audi dealerships where they are often created.
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 11:03 PM
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2 Audis racing and dodging between lanes in traffic on the way home from Wales today, undercut me with about 2m to go...if my van had more power the **** would be in hospital tonight!
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 11:08 PM
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Focus ST (stupid *****)
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:00 AM
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BMW's by a country mile. I drive a BMW so i've made it, you only have to look at the BMW 135 pretend M thread that mattyboy started then got the royal hump when anyone dared to question his vehicles superiority to realise that. What is it about people that think the car they drive somehow makes them AND their car better than everyone and other car on the road.?
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:31 AM
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Yodel delivery drivers.
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 03:31 AM
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Vauxhall astray owners, they seem to want to try and prove that there cars are the fastest on the road
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 05:37 AM
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BMW's for the win, tailgaters, undertakers, non signaling, mobile phone using, lane hogging tossers.
I have several mates that drive them, lovely blokes but when they get behind the wheel of their "beemers" they become instant ********.
Bob the builder in his big pick up truck comes a close second, easily identifable by his vehicle, it usually has a macho name like "warrior" or "Animal" notorious for ignoring lane closure signs and cutting in at the last moment and stopping at junctions to give a punter an urgent quote on his mobile whilst drinking coffee.
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 06:32 AM
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Lorries over 5t who block the 2nd lane when there isaqueue of traffic to stop people passing.

Absolute ****ing. *********
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by johnny subaru



The end.
Strongly agree:
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 07:58 AM
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MPVs; Usually Picassos (most are badly maintained, use your car as a "feeler guage" when parking and drive in their little own world cutting up and holding up everyone on their way

Luxury SUVs; Especially older ones; Range Rover Sports etc. Drivers, often will declare right of way regardless of them driving on the wrong side of the road

New 4x4 pickups: L200/Navaras; mostly driven by company tax dodgers. Will rather forcibly run you off the road rather than give way to go round a parked car, cut corners, and swipe off your front end when they turn into junctions.

Old 4x4 pickups: Pikeys and farmers, Nuff said; law onto their own.

Transit dropside pickup: Tatters...see above

Mini and Fiat 500 drivers: Mirrors not required, "must be at the front" and seem to think the car ends immediately behind their head when cutting in front of you.

Any car that costs less that £10K when brand new (Kia Picanto, Hyundai i10, Dacias etc.) Always driven by the 40 mph everywhere brigade. Indicators optional.

Luxury/performance German (BMW M, Merc AMG, Audi RS etc) car with pimp tints and huge oversized alloys; often driven by a typical stereotype. Car crash ready to happen; seem to think god will protect them from harm.

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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 10:21 AM
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Honda's......They are either driven everywhere at 150mph or 15mph.
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 10:33 AM
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its not that simple, the season need to be taken into consideration


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