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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 06:53 PM
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Just read the description, why dont people read the ad they just typed
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Imp...item259b69746a
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 06:58 PM
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Good car. **** advert.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 06:58 PM
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Warped disks.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 06:59 PM
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9k for a dirty, non converted car with work needing doing, terrible advert ,terrible pics, terrible write up, cant see it selling anytime soon.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:09 PM
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Looks a bit rough from the pics, and at £9k
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:16 PM
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After reading the write up he sounds like a thick **** ......
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirk Diggler 75
After reading the write up he sounds like a thick **** ......
Subaru owner what do you expect!!!
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:19 PM
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Whopped dicks or not, the "JDM YO" crew will be all over it.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyboy1
Subaru owner what do you expect!!!
lol maybe I expected too much ....
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jayallen
Whopped dicks or not, the "JDM YO" crew will be all over it.

Thats why its £9k, "JDM Tax Yo" if it was a UK car in that condition, it would be in the "breaking cars section" on here after being bought for about £4k.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:32 PM
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Get ready, I recognise the eBay user name and I'm sure he is a well known user on here
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jayallen
Whopped dicks or not, the "JDM YO" crew will be all over it.
It is a " in port " after all.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirk Diggler 75
After reading the write up he sounds like a thick **** ......
He's probably dyslexic, doesn't make him a thick **** necessarily.

Mind you, he should have got a mate to proof read the ad.
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Originally Posted by crazyspeedfreakz
Get ready, I recognise the eBay user name and I'm sure he is a well known user on here

He must have the "Remember me" box ticked because he'd struggle to spell his own name and password when signing in.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:39 PM
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Or people should stop being judgmental?
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman Dog
He's probably dyslexic, doesn't make him a thick **** necessarily.

Mind you, he should have got a mate to proof read the ad.


Fair enough ....
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:41 PM
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I think the advert has done what the author had set out to do draw attention to the advert. Great marketing well done!
I find it very hard to believe someone would actually post up such an add!
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:44 PM
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they are always on ebay,they are based on the wirral but they mostly break and sell parts ,their adverts are always bad grammar and spelling

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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 07:47 PM
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The new breed of impreza owner's spelling is amazing.
Search jayjay100 on here
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 08:43 PM
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I'd be wary, it only pulls like it's meant to and not 'like a train'. Has to be 'like a train' if it's really quick.
Although keeping the wind from the rear is essential, so the rear wind wiper is a decent mod.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 08:50 PM
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Don't they all speak like that in Biiiiirkenhead?
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 09:21 PM
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How does a thick **** like that AFFORD an Impreza??????????
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
How does a thick **** like that AFFORD an Impreza??????????
Old Subaru's are cheap cars, £7-8k loan from the bank, credit card, its not hard really even for someone on maybe a minimum wage job, how many young lads do you see driving around in 64 plate 1.4litre Fiesta's but dont bat a eye lid because its not a performance car, Fiesta still £12-15k car brand new.
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Old Dec 16, 2014 | 09:46 PM
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It's someone called Steve off here. He broke cars in traders section.
I had a few bits off him.
very reasonable prices and a nice fella.
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As bad as I might be I cannot stop laughing at whopped dicks!!! I suppose this is an example of the education system failing people.
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Old Dec 17, 2014 | 12:51 AM
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Just another uneducated impreza owner, how these people think they will ever sell a car for decent money is beyond me.

Regardless of the price or how badly i wanted it, i wouldn't even think about enquiring about a car with an advert like that. I mean he's taken a close up picture of the wheel but not even bothered to wipe a sponge round it. That alone tells me all i need to know without even reading the advert.

And,
'' mapped with an apexi avcr ''

Does that mean its been mapped and has an avcr fitted or has he just fitted the avcr and wound the boost up. Going by the advert i would guess it's the latter.

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Old Dec 17, 2014 | 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
Warped disks.
Cupped things lol
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Old Dec 17, 2014 | 01:15 AM
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I have nothing nice to say so I'll keep stum.
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Old Dec 17, 2014 | 11:50 AM
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Don't mock just because he is dicklexic..
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Old Dec 17, 2014 | 11:57 AM
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Obviously the add has been created on the Ebay mobile app and his predictive text has let him down. He Should have checked the add over before listing.

Nice to see the usual "rip someone to bits attitude" from the SN Elite as usual.
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