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SLAB 27 July 2013 07:12 PM

WHAT A FOOKING DAY
 
NOT PLAYING NO MORE

dazzaturbo 27 July 2013 07:21 PM

People like this will not stand toe to toe mate he probably will do something to your car/property.
That's how kids work these days :rolleyes:

dpb 27 July 2013 07:21 PM

No, sorry, I'm lost

David Lock 27 July 2013 07:22 PM

Do you have a friend who could translate this please?

dl

*matthewturb2000* 27 July 2013 07:22 PM

why whats up mate ... chances are hes too much of a pussy to face to face you, hell get your car, some pussay obviously had a unknown problem with me and were to scared to say something to me so they decided to scratch a very deep 12inch h on y bonnet in front of my scoop this was bout 2 months ago and still don't know who it was but WHEN I find out who did it they'll be getting a slap it pi**ed me rite off couple days after I spent 6 hours tcutting and polishing and waxing the car:(

dpb 27 July 2013 07:24 PM


Originally Posted by David Lock (Post 11161421)
Do you have a friend who could translate this please?

dl

Maybe you've got to be under thirty :wonder:

*matthewturb2000* 27 July 2013 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by SLAB (Post 11161408)
What a day had a 6 stone wet through bag rat wanting to give me a good hiding after the threats and what he's going to do when he finds out where i live. Id had enough of the threats arrange a meet the little lad at a nice quiet place to get it on didn't turn up but rang me to say am at quick fit Wheatley hall road Doncaster 100 yards from my unit walked down to sort the this Childs problem out no where to be seen. i think he went to the wrong quick fit.
Still getting the text just had a call as well he looking for my car now lolol he going to burn smash or what ever looks like am going o jail and do not pass go

translated; stressfull day had a featherweight chav bad man running his mouth all day saying meet me here ,meet me there only to mess around and not turn up, still getting harassed by the way of telephone threating my automobile , looks like when I find him im gonna give him a hiding get arrested and go to jail .... the rest I do not know why does no one else understand what this man says when I can read it fine??:norty:

*matthewturb2000* 27 July 2013 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by dpb (Post 11161424)
Maybe you've got to be under thirty :wonder:

:lol: im 28 maybe that's why I understand it lol

dpb 27 July 2013 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by *matthewturb2000* (Post 11161427)
:lol: im 28 maybe that's why I understand it lol

This'll be why his jokes don't get the respect they deserve. ;)

*matthewturb2000* 27 July 2013 07:36 PM

are we in the senior citizen section here :thumb:

SLAB 27 July 2013 07:44 PM

All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets

Ant 27 July 2013 07:48 PM

A member on here?

Gregsti01 27 July 2013 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by SLAB (Post 11161447)
All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets

Is he dead now Tommy ?

tony de wonderful 27 July 2013 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by SLAB (Post 11161447)
All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets

We're talking a minor collision are we? Did you try and rear end him?

tony de wonderful 27 July 2013 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by SLAB (Post 11161447)
All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets

Did you rear end him?

SLAB 27 July 2013 08:32 PM

Lol no miss understanding on both side and key board warrior chat from both off us lol

tarmac terror 27 July 2013 08:38 PM

50 / 50 - think that means slab is nursing a busted jaw and is missing an eye. lol

*matthewturb2000* 27 July 2013 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by tarmac terror (Post 11161500)
50 / 50 - think that means slab is nursing a busted jaw and is missing an eye. lol


Lol by a 6 stone midget:norty:

CREWJ 27 July 2013 08:47 PM

Glad it wasn't just me :lol1:

I struggled to read it too.

SJ_Skyline 27 July 2013 08:56 PM

Epic bravery from behind a keyboard...

donny andi 27 July 2013 09:04 PM

Pussys :lol1:

SLAB 27 July 2013 09:07 PM

Ragged me around like a rag doll 2 broken fingers split top and bottom lip OSF bollock sore Rh eye missing ingrowing toe nails stamped through nose ring ripped out couldn't walk dragged myself to help and was run over by him when he left.
But all is good
car was clean as **** underneath :hjtwofing:hjtwofing:hjtwofing

Oldun 27 July 2013 09:22 PM

I have no chance of understanding what's happened.

Something to do with a dwarf pussy and a warrior being hit by an errant keyboard?

alcazar 27 July 2013 09:55 PM

Jeeeeeesus......this site used to be worth visiting........:(

nik52wrx 27 July 2013 10:00 PM

:confused:

SJ_Skyline 27 July 2013 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by alcazar (Post 11161592)
Jeeeeeesus......this site used to be worth visiting........:(

It still is, we just need an interpreter to confirm! ;)

Peedee 27 July 2013 10:46 PM

Wtf is this thread actually about? :brickwall

hodgy0_2 27 July 2013 10:58 PM

I'm betting slab does not listen to Radio 4

warrenm2 27 July 2013 11:37 PM

What was the initial problem?

STEVEBOXER 28 July 2013 01:23 AM

My head hurts lol


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