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Old 27 July 2013, 07:12 PM
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NOT PLAYING NO MORE

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Old 27 July 2013, 07:21 PM
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People like this will not stand toe to toe mate he probably will do something to your car/property.
That's how kids work these days
Old 27 July 2013, 07:21 PM
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No, sorry, I'm lost
Old 27 July 2013, 07:22 PM
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Do you have a friend who could translate this please?

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Old 27 July 2013, 07:22 PM
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why whats up mate ... chances are hes too much of a ***** to face to face you, hell get your car, some pussay obviously had a unknown problem with me and were to scared to say something to me so they decided to scratch a very deep 12inch h on y bonnet in front of my scoop this was bout 2 months ago and still don't know who it was but WHEN I find out who did it they'll be getting a slap it pi**ed me rite off couple days after I spent 6 hours tcutting and polishing and waxing the car
Old 27 July 2013, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Do you have a friend who could translate this please?

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Maybe you've got to be under thirty
Old 27 July 2013, 07:27 PM
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What a day had a 6 stone wet through bag rat wanting to give me a good hiding after the threats and what he's going to do when he finds out where i live. Id had enough of the threats arrange a meet the little lad at a nice quiet place to get it on didn't turn up but rang me to say am at quick fit Wheatley hall road Doncaster 100 yards from my unit walked down to sort the this Childs problem out no where to be seen. i think he went to the wrong quick fit.
Still getting the text just had a call as well he looking for my car now lolol he going to burn smash or what ever looks like am going o jail and do not pass go
translated; stressfull day had a featherweight chav bad man running his mouth all day saying meet me here ,meet me there only to mess around and not turn up, still getting harassed by the way of telephone threating my automobile , looks like when I find him im gonna give him a hiding get arrested and go to jail .... the rest I do not know why does no one else understand what this man says when I can read it fine??
Old 27 July 2013, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Maybe you've got to be under thirty
im 28 maybe that's why I understand it lol
Old 27 July 2013, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by *matthewturb2000*
im 28 maybe that's why I understand it lol
This'll be why his jokes don't get the respect they deserve.
Old 27 July 2013, 07:36 PM
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are we in the senior citizen section here
Old 27 July 2013, 07:44 PM
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All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets

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Old 27 July 2013, 07:48 PM
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A member on here?
Old 27 July 2013, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets
Is he dead now Tommy ?
Old 27 July 2013, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets
We're talking a minor collision are we? Did you try and rear end him?
Old 27 July 2013, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
All sorted now talked it through with him and both agreed to admit 50/50 blame

Translated to the under 25s sorted dudets
Did you rear end him?
Old 27 July 2013, 08:32 PM
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Lol no miss understanding on both side and key board warrior chat from both off us lol
Old 27 July 2013, 08:38 PM
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50 / 50 - think that means slab is nursing a busted jaw and is missing an eye. lol
Old 27 July 2013, 08:43 PM
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50 / 50 - think that means slab is nursing a busted jaw and is missing an eye. lol

Lol by a 6 stone midget
Old 27 July 2013, 08:47 PM
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Glad it wasn't just me

I struggled to read it too.
Old 27 July 2013, 08:56 PM
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Epic bravery from behind a keyboard...
Old 27 July 2013, 09:04 PM
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Old 27 July 2013, 09:07 PM
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Ragged me around like a rag doll 2 broken fingers split top and bottom lip OSF bollock sore Rh eye missing ingrowing toe nails stamped through nose ring ripped out couldn't walk dragged myself to help and was run over by him when he left.
But all is good
car was clean as **** underneath
Old 27 July 2013, 09:22 PM
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I have no chance of understanding what's happened.

Something to do with a dwarf ***** and a warrior being hit by an errant keyboard?
Old 27 July 2013, 09:55 PM
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Jeeeeeesus......this site used to be worth visiting........
Old 27 July 2013, 10:00 PM
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Old 27 July 2013, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Jeeeeeesus......this site used to be worth visiting........
It still is, we just need an interpreter to confirm!
Old 27 July 2013, 10:46 PM
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Wtf is this thread actually about?
Old 27 July 2013, 10:58 PM
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I'm betting slab does not listen to Radio 4
Old 27 July 2013, 11:37 PM
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What was the initial problem?
Old 28 July 2013, 01:23 AM
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My head hurts lol


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