Egg + spoon lol

You need one of these..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...atmanwants.jpg

Or for those where things are not happening any more, you can fine tune with this beta version.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...-explained.jpg

Be warned though, excessive use of either causes the woman's fuse to blow.
That can be an expensive repair job.


DISCLAIMER, use very carefully on Yorkshire women, being hit with these hard objects can harm your health.

I do most of them things on that remote without even being asked still get called a cnut! :wonder:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Jam+%26+Spoon

Yep, very useful :D

LOL @ Choccy...that's exactly what I first thought when I heard 'jam and spoon' :D:thumb:

Class tune from back in the day....early Sunday morning comedowns spring to mind every time i hear it :freak3::cool:

A dust pan and brush

Mouse Mat
Calander
Cup
Dust Cap
CD
DVD
Pegs
Washing up Bowl
Bin
Pens
Wedding Ring

Tyres
Bags

some tyres are unidirectional, so you would have to read the instructions to know what way round to put them on

sorry, that is a fail

Wheel - would probably been allowed

Corkscrew.

Carpet

Petrol ;)

leaded or unleaded?

When it comes to lavatory paper, some people used to recommend that you stood up and pulled it through your legs until the stain stopped. Those people were mostly rude RAF bods actually!

Les ;)

Boobies